Warm Scuzzies #983

Steven Murphy

Warm Scuzzies #903

Robert Hyde

Shameless Octogenarians in Park Charged with Bragging 

About Lewd Conduct

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #112

Robert Lanza

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #636

Joe Jones

Low-class One-Percenters live in Arkansas.  High-class

One-Percenters live in Connecticut.

How comforting it is to learn that the Senate won't be 

passing a law any time soon requiring people who wish 

to buy lethal weapons to undergo a background check.

Now we can wait, without discomfort, for Sandy Hook II.

Governor of Connecticut Says Wayne LaPierre Looks

Like Member of Insane Clown Posse

Sign of the Times #35

The National Shooting Sports Foundation, the gun

and ammo industries' second biggest lobby, is

located in Newtown, Connecticut.

What happened in Newtown, Connecticut today

was not a tragedy.  A tragedy is a stage play in 

which the main character is brought to ruin or 

suffers extreme sorrow, especially as a consequence 

of a tragic flaw, moral weakness, or inability 

to cope with unfavorable circumstances.  The

20 schoolchildren who died in a Connecticut

school today did not have tragic flaws, moral 

weaknesses, or the inability to cope with

unfavorable circumstances.  They just

happened to be born to parents in a 

country that has gone completely

gun crazy.

Sorry, Mr. President, but what this country needs now

is not more prayers and condolences.  What we need 

now is someone with enough courage to face the NRA, 

the gunhuggers,  and the firearms manufacturers, and 

say, "Guns kill people, and I'm going to do everything

in my power to keep what happened in Connecticut 

 today from ever happening again."

What will prevent school shootings, like the one today

in Connecticut, from being repeated throughout the 

United States over and over and over, ad infinitum?  

Magical Depressionism #30

The bottom had dropped out of the Joe Lieberman

market and he was being sold for ten cents on

the dollar.

Backed by his own Army and State Department, Little

Napoleon became increasingly bellicose, making

repeated threats to deploy Poo-Poo Cushions, Joy

Buzzers, Exploding Cigars, and Fake Barf against

the mayors of Newark, Stamford, and Philadelphia.

Lieberman Wants Google to Let Users Flag ‘Connecticut

Bloviations’ on Blogspot

I Remember Dubya #47

"In the near future, people will often confuse me

with Barack Obama. That's understandable, since I

was born in New Haven, Connecticut, and he was

born in Hawaii, just off the coast of Midland, Texas,

where I developed my love for the Middle East."

"I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to remove your Lucha Libre

mask before entering the polling place."

La Luchadora Trolling for Votes in New Haven Supermercado

Linda McMahon Gives Connecticut Voters

Chance to Kiss Vince McMahon's Ass

Warm Scuzzies #82

Richard Blumenthal