Does anybody know why Carly Fiorina, Linda McMahon, and

Meg Whitman didn't make the cut for the

2011 Great American Conservative Women Calendar?  Bay

Buchanan made it, even though she'll turn 63 this year.  And

so did Michelle Duggar, mother of 19, and Clare Booth Luce, 

dead since 1987.

Political analysts are now saying that Linda McMahon

might have won, had she not removed her mask.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to remove your Lucha Libre

mask before entering the polling place."

The Flying Mare Has Landed

La Luchadora Trolling for Votes in New Haven Supermercado

"Have you heard the latest?  Linda McMahon

and WWE have agreed to promote my latest

media adventure.  It's called GrifterMania!,

and it'll make Hulk Hogan look like Justin

Bieber!"



Linda McMahon Gives Connecticut Voters

Chance to Kiss Vince McMahon's Ass