Boy oh boy it's like Christmas time around here at the Jobester's house. The Grammy's are on this Monday. And like you I can hardly wait. Now down to business. Every year here before the Grammy's we here at the Wagon give out our annual Floppies. As always our show is hosted by Skitch and Florence Henderson so now without further adieu here are the Floppies, take it away Skitch and Florence. Skitch: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the seventh annual Floppies it's always unpredictable at this wild and wacky show." "And now here is our first presenter, Brett Somers with the winner of the Best New Artist category." Brett: "Oh thank you,thank you." "I'm really surprised I didn't get a nomination this year." (Mild laughter) "And the nominees are" "Meghan Trainor, Courtney Barnett, James Bay, Sam Hunt and Tori Kelley." "And the winner is nobody, that's right no one (loud boos) "None of these artists have done anything of substance that you will be listening to in ten years." Skitch: "Wow, that's the thirteenth year in a row that that's happened." Skitch: "Now to present our next nominee for Artist Of The Year is the funniest man on the planet Kevin Hart." Kevin: "Thank you, thank you." "I always like to start with a joke." "Why did the motherfucker light his bitch ass on fire?" (extremely loud laughter and applause) "Cause he fucked up some shit." (near riot situation erupts with all of the laughter and applause) "Ok, Ok now for the nominees for artist of the year." "The nominees are Beyonce, Sia, Lady Gaga, Katie Perry and Rihanna." "And da motherfucker dat wins is (extremely loud laughter) "Janet Jackson, What? She wasn't even nominated." At this point a commotion starts as Beyonce gets up and pushes Janet to the ground. Beyonce: "I'm z greateest singur on de planut." Cut back to Skitch; "Oh I see what they have done, they gave that award to Janet again since every one of the nominees are just a carbon copy of her." Skitch: "Oh well that's it for another year, join us next year for the eighth annual Floppies."
1. Some Blue Moons Ago
2. She's so Mean
3. No. 29
4. Something to Hold Onto
5. I'm not getting any better at goodbyes
6. Promise you anything
7. Sometimes She Forgets
8. Tom Ame's Prayer
9. She Can't break my heart
10. When the Mornin' Comes
11. The First Fool in Line
12. Someone's got to do it
13. Hot Enough for ya
14. For better or worse
15. Heatin' Up
16. Hole in my heart
17. I'm still around
18. You tear me up
19. I Won't be your next in line
20. My Old friend the blues
OUTSIDE THE LAW YOUR LUCK WILL RUN OUT FAST
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING??
