Jonah Hex and The Brown Dirt Cowboys

Blame it on the song "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboys" by Elton John being stuck in my head for awhile now, but it inspired me to do what I used to do, and insert song lyrics on images of comic characters. I've done it before, and today I'm doing it again, but this time with Jonah Hex since I figured it kinda' fits him...you know, being a cowboy of sorts and all.

Enjoy.....

BTW, if you're interested, here's the actual song:

So, Who Would Win?: Nick Fury VS. Jonah Hex

Thought of this little match-up on the fly Tuesday, and it just sounds like one hell of a fight either way you look at it.

Nick Fury has no super-powers other than being a total badass. He's the ultimate spy; the guy even 007 would look up to.

He has decades upon decades of combat experience thanks to the Infinity formula keeping him alive for so long(or it did until Original Sin apparently) and is probably rivaled only by other fellow super-spies like the Black Widow in the use of firearms.
Always cunning, and always deadly, Fury's the very definition of hard to kill.

Then you have Jonah Hex.


Like Fury, he's 100% pure badass. He'd kill you just as soon as look at you, and was the prime bounty hunter of his day.
He also doesn't have any super-powers, but doesn't really need 'em, you know, 'cause he's such a badass that way.

I will say this, no matter the circumstances that forces these two to fight, it won't be pretty. It won't be nice, and it damn sure will be bloody.

Both men don't know the meaning of the word "quit", so you can imagine just how rough and violent a battle between these two grisled veterans of war will be.
It'd be like having two scorpions locked in a cage together. Yeah, it'd be that intense.

Yep, that's right. In addition to being very capable fighters, they're also both veterans of wars; Nick Fury served in WW2, and Hex in the Civil War.
So that means these men have both seen horrible things, and other men doing horrible things to each other. I imagine there's very little that would shock and surprise them.

As for how these two men might be forced to fight....IDK.
Time-Travel I guess. Either because of Kang, Immortus, or Chronos, this would be a fight for the ages.

So.....

Nick Fury

VS.


Jonah Hex

Who Would Win and Why?
As always, let me know who you think'll win in the comments' section.

"Love Is Strange"

The End

I shall be eternally grateful to the movie Clerks 2 to the endless supply of quotes and funny situations. Those who watched it, know exactly where this skit's been influenced from.

Ahh Kids. My Sister and Nephew are visiting for awhile, and of course knowing me, he's being raised right to love all things comics. One of the things I saw today inspired a skit(of course;)

He's got a light up with sounds stove/sink combo. Poor Hal was lying in the sink, while the Joker was in the oven. Yep, that's my nephew alright.

FYI none of my figures were harmed in the just mentioned scene; he's got his own thank you:)

Tomorrow is my two cases in one day Jury Duty, so late post definitely.

Blushing Bride

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And finally, for the first time in a good while, here's some extras:

"Unchained"

No, the title "Unchained" does not refer to the mega-popular Van Halen song of the same name, but just for mentioning it, here you guys go:

Never let it be said I didn't give the people what they wanted;)

Actually today's skit and the title thereof, is a spoof of sorts on the wildly popular movie, "Django Unchained" Because yeah, I just had to "go there."

Enjoy.

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Extra:

How can you not love Jack Kirby's The Demon, singing Otis Redding? Really.

Yeah I had a rough time with that font on that last one of the regular skit. For some reason, due to the particular lighting of the picture, I couldn't stay with the same font, no matter what colors I used. So that's why I was forced to use a different font. So now you know, and knowing's half the battle. YO JOE!!!!;)