Superman is a Super-Dick

Huh, I don't remember THIS cover...

Or this one. 

Must've been the direct and newsstand editions.

Wow, Superman really is a DICK!

Fantasy Team-Up: Hawkman and Moon Knight

TGIF!!!!


Haven't done this one in awhile, but here's another edition of Fantasy Team-Up, where I pair together two individuals or teams that haven't ever teamed up before, but probably should.

My dream pairing for today is Hawkman and Moon Knight, two individual super heroes who at first might seem like they'd have anything in common, until you really stop and think about their histories. Then it all makes sense.

Let's look at their main similarities for a second shall we?


-They both worship known Egyptian deities: Hawkman in a sense with Horus, Moon Knight with Khonshu.

-They both have had past lives and rebirths/reincarnations.

-They have both had multiple personalities.

-They're both well-seasoned fighters with multiple lifetimes' worth of combat experience and weapons training between them.

-Both were past members of major franchise teams for their respective companies: Hawkman for the JLA; Moon Knight for the Avengers.

-Both have a relaxed policy on killing. They prefer not to head that way if necessary, but also don't have any qualms about doing it.

-They both are capable of having superhuman strength depending on certain factors: For hawkman, it's his Nth metal harness; for Moon Knight, it's the phases of the moon and Khonshu.

There's many more, but you get the general idea.

So, in my scenario, Moon Knight and Hawkman team-up for fight one of Hawkman's oldest enemies, Hath-Set.

Set has a past with Moon Knight as well due his interactions in the far past with the Moon God Khonshu.
Let's say Set killed a former disciple of Khonshu's back in the day. Khonshu finally wants vengeance and uses Marc to do to carry that vengeance out for him. He also runs into Carter. They have the obligatory fight before realizing they're there to fight the same guy,

And.....ACTION!!!!!!

Honestly, if you know the character's histories very well, getting them to team up should requite no real effort to dream up why they would team up in the first place.

That's me for this week.
Have a good and safe weekend people....

Hawk-Blocked

What's up people?

So how was your Valentine's Day?
Did you spend it with the one you love, be it boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, pet, etc?
Or did you spend alone?

Well you're not alone, 'cause this guy knows what that feel....

Poor Hawkman. He really does get the short end of the romance stick these days and throughout his entire history doesn't he?

Maybe he should go do what I'm going to do later and go watch the Deadpool movie. That should distract him from his romantic trouble for awhile right?;)

Top 5: Things Hawkman's Thankful For

TGIT!!!!
And Happy Happy Turkey Day People!!!!

As you all know, or should know by now, in honor of Thanksgiving, Here at the House of Fun, I've been celebrating with a Hawkman theme for all my special features and skits.

And today of all days is no different, as I proudly present to you this year's Thanksgiving Day skit.

Let's hope its just as good, if not better, than last year's.
So without further ado, take it away Hawkman.....

The End

Ha ha, could be Carter, could be;)

But wait! There's more!

Stay tuned for an extra Thanksgiving Day appearance by a certain Dynamic Duo....coming up next!

So, Who Would Win?: Hawkman VS. Kang the Conqueror

Happy Hump Day People!

So I trying to figure out yet again what else to do feature-wise with Hawkman, and then I thought about this one, So, Who Would Win?, and who Hawkman's opponent would be.
And then it hit me! What an obvious an opponent for Hawkman.....Kang the Conqueror!

Think about it, he's like the dark version of Hawkman.

• He's had multiple incarnations like Hawkman
• There's versions of him that exist all throughout time
• He's a brilliant military strategist and warrior
• He's a collector of antique weapons

You get the gist.

So here's my scenario....

Hawkman and Kang fight it out in a battle spread out along three main points in time; Ancient Egypt, Modern Day Earth, and far in the future as the battle rages all the way into the 853rd century.

-In Ancient Egypt, Rama Tut( Kang's first alternative identity) attacks Katar Hol in attempt to take over his kingdom and rule all of Egypt.

-In Modern times, Kang the Conqueror faces Katar Hol in his current reincarnation as the famous hero Hawkman.

 Kang's come to Hawkman's city in order to steal back an ancient artifact of his from when he was using his Rama Tut identity, and Hol had thwarted his hostile takeover attempts and kept a vital piece of his futuristic technology as a souvenir.

And finally,

-In the 853 Century, the lord of time, Immortus has to deal with the Hawkman of that era, Hawkman One Million, due to his attacking the Justice Legion of that time in order to keep them from hindering his evil plan. 

 Hawkman is the only Legion member left to stop Immortus, and stop him he must if Hawkman's time period is to survive.

So,

Hawkman

VS.

Kang the Conqueror

Who Wins and Why?

Let me what you think in the comments' section.