Showing posts with label GLC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GLC. Show all posts

Friday, October 21, 2016

So, Who Would Win?: The Green Lantern Corps VS. The Brood

TGIF!!!!

Attempting to do a horror-themed edition of So Who Would Win? for the rest of the month, and what's scarier than a deadly race of killer aliens bent on universal domination?

Today I'm pitting DC's intergalactic policemen, The Green Lantern Corps against the evil and viciousness that is Marvel's Brood.

For those who don't know (and how can you not by now) the Brood are are an ancient alien race of carnivores based on a monarchy system, i.e. they have a queen mother, who sends out her workers to go and forcefully colonize other worlds.


They do this buy going out and attacking and implanting Brood eggs in other beings, that are later taken over by the embedded Brood eggs. So basically, if they don't straight up kill and eat you, they'll knock you up with their eggs, that'll later kill you by transforming into a new Brood soldier.. Nasty, nasty business, that's been going on ever  since writer Chris Claremont introduced them in Uncanny X-Men#155, back in 1982.


Here's a description off their official and what makes them so physically so formidable:

Physical characteristics[edit]

Despite their resemblance to insects, the Brood have endoskeletons as well as exoskeletons. Also unlike insects, they have fanged jaws instead of mandibles. Their skulls are triangular and flat, with a birthmark (such as the battle axe which is most common in broodlings but are different for each Brood) between their large eyes. Their two front legs are actually long tentacles they can use to manipulate objects.
Due to their natural body armor and teeth, the Brood are very dangerous in combat. In addition, they have stingers that can deliver either paralyzing or killing poison.

Damn. Yeah, so they're really nothing you want to fuck with....even with say, superpowers.
But that's exactly what groups like the X-Men, Avengers, and many other various Marvel superheroes have done over the years.

In my scenario, the Brood have finally spread to the sectors of worlds protected by the GLC, to continue to do what they've always done, multiply and conquer.
It's by doing so and attacking a GLC member, that the paths of both participants become bound to meet.

The GLC enter in the last recorded sector where the Brood home world is set to be and prepare to mete out some much deserved justice for their fallen brothers and for the untold number of victims from countless worlds taken by the Brood.



So,

The GLC










VS.

The Brood










Who wins and why?
As always let me know what you think in the comments' section.

Have a good one folks.....

Monday, May 02, 2016

TMZ'd


Ever wonder what TMZ would look like in the superhero world?
Yeah me too......








You saw it here first folks.....

Tuesday, May 06, 2014

"Tonight There's Gonna' Be A Jailbreak..."

What's up people?
Hungover from Cinco De Mayo?

If so I got a skit for you, that just might help pass the time while you wait for the aspirin to kick in.


                                                                             









The End

Ahh Metaphyll. He really doesn't get the love he deserves. I figure at least Swamp Thing or GreenPeace would wanna' hang out with him.

Hell, even the Silver Surfer and him could talk philosophy and the meaning of life all day.

Btw, in case you didn't already guess it, today's skit title was brought to you by Thin Lizzy's song of the same name:


















"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...