Inspired by the ever fabulous Potttymouthmama, here is the extent of my german language knowledge (picked up during one term of german lessons in year 7...a very looooong time ago).
Ich habe un bruder & zwei schwestern
OK, so the spelling is probably completely out the window and I'm sure the ampersand isn't actually german, but it should mean:
I have one brother and two sisters
Three whole months of german language torture and that's all I ended up with!
Thanks Cathy for bringin back such lovely memories....