"I found somebody who agrees with me that waterboarding 

is not torture. So I've decided to make him head of the CIA."

Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and

I'm being mummified."

When even hard-boiled old John Brennan says he would 

refuse to waterboard someone, even if ordered to by the 

President, you begin to suspect that waterboarding 

just might be torture.

Donald Trump Waterboards Ted Cruz Until He

Finally Confesses He's a Pussy

"It's obvious there's a big difference between my father 

waterboarding terrorists and ISIS waterboarding

hostages."

Recently-Declassified Photograph #35

Dick Cheney Demonstrating the Technique for

Waterboarding Fish

OK, let's assume we agree that Water-Boarding 

is controversial, maybe even torture.  But 

what about Pizza-Ironing-and-Blowing?

"Is waterboarding torture?  Compared to watching me 

testify before the Senate Committee on Intelligence,

 it isn't!"

Sean Hannity to Co-Star with Jayne Mansfield in

Remake of Promises! Promises!; New Version 

Rumored to Include All-Nude Sign of the Hump-

back Couch Walrus Waterboarding Scene

John Yoo Denounces President Obama for Not 

Waterboarding Deferred Deportees, Saying the 

President Has "Pushed the Executive Power 

Beyond All Constitutional Limits"

Rick 'Hang'em High' Perry has, as the Governor of

Texas, presided over the executions of 234 prison

inmates.  Can any of his opponents in the race for

the Republican presidential nomination match this

record?  Of course not.  But, it should be noted, he

has been sharply criticized by former Vice-President

Dick Cheney for not, at the very least, waterboarding

 them first.

There's one word that unfailingly brings a

smile to Dick Cheney's cadaverous visage:

Waterboarding.

Audiences agree:  they would rather be waterboarded than

listen to Governor Tea-Paw Bridgefail.

Republicans Lobbying to Add Competitive Waterboarding

 to 2012 London Olympics

Warm Scuzzies #91

Bill Keller

Karl Rove Defends Waterboarding, Earth Rotates on Its Axis

"OK, guys, we're going to need the triple-wide
waterboard for this one."

Would anyone be in favor of having Jack Bauer
waterboard Randall Terry until he confesses
that Bill O'Reilly and Scott Roeder conspired
to murder George Tiller?

Bumpersticker Spotted on Michelle
Malkin's Dodge Viper

Who's telling the truth: Speaker Pelosi
or the CIA? Neither. Who's lying?
Both.