Cardinal Dolan says there were ‘touching moments’ between
Clinton and Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Which raises the
question: Who was touching whom---and where?
Friday, October 21, 2016
Cardinal Dolan Performing Requiem Mass for
Trump Campaign
Friday, January 17, 2014
"I thank God for the 'Pope Francis Effect'. It's even more
powerful than the 'Kick-Ass Effect'."
Sunday, December 01, 2013
It's hard to believe, but Cardinal Dolan says he and his church
have been 'out-marketed' on gay issues by Hollywood, politi-
cians, and opinion-molders. Maybe his church should estab-
lish a Sacred Congregation of Propaganda. What? You say
his church did that way back in the 17th century? Well,
Hully Gee!
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Cardinal Dolan, too, evidently believes his hat is
absolutely hilarious.
Tuesday, July 02, 2013
Former Cheddarhead and Archbishop of Milwaukee
Recognized Worldwide as One of the Cheesiest Cardinals
in the Vatican
Sunday, March 03, 2013
"I realize my Latin deficiency hurts my chances for
becoming the next pontiff. That's why I've just
purchased Rosetta Stone, the world's best
language-learning software."
Thursday, May 03, 2012
They say Dennis Prous, Nicholas DiMarzio, and Timothy
Dolan put the fear of the Lord into Count Dracula. But,
quite frankly, that's really hard to believe.
Saturday, April 07, 2012
Now that you mention it, the idea of addressing Timothy
Dolan as 'Your Eminence' really is a side-splitter.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Timothy Dolan Sez: "Kermit was right: it's not easy
being green."
Monday, March 19, 2012
"The hat? Oh, I got it from Zazzle---50% off and free shipping!"
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Timothy Dolan's Reaction When the Pope
Promoted Him from Sparrow to Cardinal
Friday, June 19, 2009
If you encounter a religious official whose hat looks like it came from Burger King and whose outfit looks like it was handcrafted by the National Embroiders Guild, greet him politely and then run away.