Showing posts with label Timothy Dolan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Timothy Dolan. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Cardinal Dolan says there were ‘touching moments’ between 
Clinton and Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Which raises the 
question: Who was touching whom---and where?

Friday, October 21, 2016

Cardinal Dolan Performing Requiem Mass for 
Trump Campaign

Friday, January 17, 2014

"I thank God for the 'Pope Francis Effect'.  It's even more 
powerful than the 'Kick-Ass Effect'."

Sunday, December 01, 2013

It's hard to believe, but Cardinal Dolan says he and his church
 have been 'out-marketed' on gay issues by Hollywood, politi-
cians, and opinion-molders.  Maybe his church should estab-
lish a Sacred Congregation of Propaganda.  What?  You say
 his church did that way back in the 17th century?  Well,
Hully Gee!

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Cardinal Dolan, too, evidently believes his hat is
absolutely hilarious.

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Former Cheddarhead and Archbishop of Milwaukee 
Recognized Worldwide as One of the Cheesiest Cardinals 
in the Vatican

Sunday, March 03, 2013

"I realize my Latin deficiency hurts my chances for 
becoming the next pontiff.  That's why I've just 
purchased Rosetta Stone, the world's best 
language-learning software."

Thursday, May 03, 2012

They say Dennis Prous, Nicholas DiMarzio, and Timothy
Dolan put the fear of the Lord into Count Dracula.  But,
quite frankly, that's really hard to believe.

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Now that you mention it, the idea of addressing Timothy 
Dolan as 'Your Eminence' really is a side-splitter.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Timothy Dolan Sez:  "Kermit was right:  it's not easy
being green."

Monday, March 19, 2012

"The hat?  Oh, I got it from Zazzle---50% off and free shipping!"

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Timothy Dolan's Reaction When the Pope
Promoted Him from Sparrow to Cardinal

Friday, June 19, 2009

If you encounter a religious official whose hat looks like
it came from Burger King and whose outfit looks like
it was handcrafted by the National Embroiders Guild,
greet him politely and then run away.