Unlike Trump, when Hitler flashed the Nazi salute, he didn't

desecrate the Christian Bible.

Tear Gas Truthers Claim Gas Attack on Astronaut 

Standing on Moon Was Staged

New North American Edition

for the Modern Age

"And the elephants are dancing on the graves 

of squealing mice.

Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"

Warm Scuzzies #135

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Paleoanthropologists estimate that our species, Homo Sapiens,

originated on the African continent about 200,000 years ago.

How our species managed to survive until tear gas was

invented during World War I remains an open question,

still hotly debated.

The only thing the Israeli policeman could do was make

Palestinians cry.  But he was really good at it.

Israel's annual outlay for tear gas must be enormous.

Damn! Damn! Damn! Once again, the Israeli had shot his
wad prematurely and could already hear the Palestinians
mocking him as the 'Two-Minute Wonder'.

Riot policemen will tell you that if you've never fired a

tear gas cannister, you really haven't lived.

Looks like teargassing is a lot of fun.

Maybe it will catch on like paintball.

In street tennis, the Demonstrator serves

and the Riot Policeman volleys.

Here's how education reform is debated in Athens,

Socrates' home town. First, students rally. Second, the

police gas them and threaten to bring out the hemlock.

Nepali Policeman Playing Kick the Canister