Panama Wins Naming Rights to Hotel Once Associated

with Notorious Norteamericano

USS Zumwalt, New $4.4 Billion Navy Destroyer, 

Breaks Down in Panama Canal

American Empire #55

Occupy Wall Street Latest in Long List

of U. S. Occupations:  Occupy Japan,

Occupy Germany, Occupy South Korea,

Occupy South Vietnam, Occupy Dominican

Republic, Occupy Panama, Occupy Grenada,

 Occupy Afghanistan, Occupy Iraq, Et Al

Man Born in Panama Wants to Deny Citizenship

to Some Born in the United States

"McCain so erratic he even scare us Kuna women."

If Barack Obama is 'exotic' because he was born in Hawaii,

one of the United States of America,

what do you call John McCain,

who was born in Panama,

a foreign country?

'Esoteric'?

"Here's a marketing strategy you should consider, John.

Say to the electorate: 'If you're among the first sixty million

Americans to vote for me on November 4, I'll double your order

for free. That's right: buy one war, get one free'. It worked

for me in '88, and it ought to work for you in '08."

Come September, Manuel 'Pineapple Face' Noriega,

former dictator of Panama, will be released from a

U. S. prison after serving 17 years of a 30-year sentence.

His lawyer says Noriega plans to submit his resume to

several countries in need of a dictator, including Iraq.

Panama is so poor it can only afford the cardboard

version of the Diebold AccuVote-TSX voting station.