Where Fake Electors Come From

The Difference Between British

and American Television

Hardy Boy in The Secret of Bullshit Bluff

Pastor Kevin Swanson Takes Cow Dung Bath So

He'll Be Prepared If One of His Sons Turns Gay

 and Invites Him to His Same-Sex Marriage

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Invisible Hand Builds Eight-Feet-Tall Piles of

Chicken Manure in Iowa Hen Houses

Nope, those aren't acorns stuffed in Chip Saltsman's

cheeks. They're dingleberries, famous for producing

what's called a 'shit-eating grin'.

"If you think of this turkey manure as votes, Mitt Romney got more of it

yesterday than John McCain did in Michigan's Republican Primary."