According to Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly, the 77% of 

adult Americans who identify as 'Christians' are almost 

100% cowards who would rather risk getting Ebola than 

being called racists or homophobes.

Not since Ebola and ISIS had the Statue of Liberty come

so close to being totally submerged in hyperbole.

This just in from the Twitter Machine:

"Viewed strictly as a threat to U. S. public

health, more people died from laughing at 

Chuck Johnson in 2014 than died from

 Ebola."

2014 Monster of the Year

Ebolaghazi, Destroyer of Worlds!

Hey, Marc Thiessen!  Tell us more about 'Ebola 

Terrorism' and your complicity in what Politifact

is calling the '2014 Lie of the Year'.

Warm Scuzzies #514

Angela Box

Ron Fournier believes if you're pleased with

the latest Ebola news, you're a smug liberal.

Well, better to be a smug liberal than to be

Ron Fournier.

Believe it or not, there are some things worse than

Ebola Virus Disease.  Take Charles C. Johnson,

for instance.

If any of your friends or acquaintances begin to resemble 

Rand Paul, they may be suffering from Ebola Panic 

Syndrome.  It is believed Republicans are especially 

vulnerable to this mental aberration.

CNN Looks in the Mirror

The long-term effects of Ebolaphobia are

just now beginning to be recognized.

"Can't you see the airborne Ebola viruses I'm pointing

at?  I certainly can!"

Is it just a coincidence that the Ebola virus first struck 

the United States inside a private hospital located in 

a red state?  Or is it just ironic?

Relax!  President Obama has named a 

 new Czar of All the Ebolas.

The History of Thumbsuckers,

Bedwetters, and Whiny-Ass

Titty Babies During the Great 

American Ebola Scare of 2014

Doctors say the Miley Cyrus Stage of Ebola Virus 

Disease is too dangerous to watch without Hazmat Glasses.

Here's an idea:  the CIA could recruit patriotic 

Suicide Ebola Vectors to become ISIS volunteers.

New Veggie Burger Bleeds Like It Has

Hemorrhagic Fever

Don Young Sez:  "Don't ever touch me!  The last guy who

 touched me ended up on the ground dead.  I'm deadlier 

than Ebola!"

Graham and McCain Warn That ISIS Militants Could Attack 

the U.S. by Strapping on Tanks of Ebola Virus and Blowing 

Them Up in American Cities