Pootin the Great

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Need to mask the smell of beef, chicken, fish, or mutton

on your breath after a wild night on the town? Well,

it's time you tried Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints!

If we didn't know better, we might think this is

Oust™ killing odor-causing bacteria in the air.

Smart housewives always reach for the Oust Air
Sanitizer as soon as Newt Gingrich stops talking
and leaves the room.