Time Tourist #12

Nominee to Federal Bench in Louisiana Coyly Refuses to 

Give Direct Answer to Question about Recently-Decided

 Supreme Court Decision, Brown v. Board of Education

When she was considering a run against then-Senator 

David Vitter in 2009, Stormy Daniels said her campaign

 slogan would be 'Stormy Daniels: Screwing People 

Honestly'.

"I'm just the latest victim of the legendary Black Beast 

of Arrrggghhh!"

Vitter in the Shitter

Senator Vitter's years as a whoremonger had really taken

 its toll on his face.

David Vitter Stands Up to North Korea

But, who will change the baby's diaper while the

adult family members are at the movie?

"El Ojo En La Mano says 'the Koch Brothers are 

two of the most patriotic Americans in the history

of the Earth'."

David Vitter supporting legislation to protect 'traditional 

marriage' is like an arsonist supporting legislation to 

subsidize the fireproofing industry.

Just as 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' was Mark Sanford's

code for 'Rendezvous with My Brazilian Hottie', 'Watching

 the Saints Play on TV' is David Vitter's code for 'It's

Diaper Time on Canal Street Tonight'. 

"I simply can't live unless I believe I'm better

than you are:  physically, morally, politically,

ethnically, economically, socially, educationally,

religiously, or what have you.  Sorry, but that's

the whole point of life, isn't it?  And, if necessary,

I'll kill you in order to prove it."

"Now, hold on a minute! John Ensign is retiring because he

wants to spend more time with his family. I, on the other hand,

already spend more time with my family than I can stand."

"Oh, sure, I've heard of Christopher Lee.  He

played the monster in The Curse of Frankenstein,

as I recall.  Why do you ask?"

Chris Lee Challenges David Vitter and

John Ensign to a Bicep-for-Bicep,

Pec-for-Pec Shirtless Matchup

"Well, sure, if you look at me strictly in terms of black and

white, I'm a skeezy whoremonger.  But that's not the way the

people of Lousiana look at me."

"What can you possibly tell me about prostitution that I
don't already know?  And don't waste your time talking
 to the voters of Louisiana, because they obviously
know a lot more about it than I do."  

"Senator Vitter, if you pledge to conduct yourself in

a morally appropriate manner, please raise your

right hand."

Rude Rhymes #24

Filthy Shitter

David Vitter

Recently-Declassified Photograph #21

Senator Vitter's Hooker Bed

Oxymorons for Our Time #55

Serious Sin

Organizational Chart Showing the Fornicational

Relationships Between David Vitter, Chet Traylor,

and Their Network of Wives, Lovers, Courtesans,

Harlots, Hookers, Prostitutes, and Concubines