Scout of the Future

In keeping with his motto, 'Be Prepared', Eric Trump says he 

will carve his initials into anyone who spits on him in the future.

"Hmm, biofuel made from pigshit and Jack

 Daniel's? I'll have to tell the boss about this 

when he's through talking trash to the Boy 

Scouts!"

"I said, who the hell wants to speak about politics when 

I'm in front of the Boy Scouts?"

"What can I say? The Trumpjugend love me!"

First, these Utah Boy Scout nimrods toppled a 170-million-

year-old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park.  Next

up:  Balanced Rock in Arches National Park.

Southern Baptist Convention Sez:

“We are deeply saddened. Homo-

sexual behavior is incompatible

with the principles enshrined in 

the Scout oath and Scout law,

which God instituted on the

Sixth Day of Creation.”

Warm Scuzzies #378

Chipotle

Just when you thought he had forgotten how to do 

stand-up, Alan Keyes had them rolling in the aisles 

when he warned that the Boy Scouts were going to 

start awarding merit badges for experimentation 

in gay sex.

W. D. Boyce is remembered as the founder of

the Boy Scouts of America. If elected President,

Newt Gingrich may be remembered as the

 founder of the Junior Janitors of America.

Hearing-Impaired Gay Scoutmaster