They Speak Talibanese, But with a

Southern Drawl

Classic Humor Gets a Modern Makeover

"Senator Claghorn, you're always talking about 'owning the 

libs'.  If you don't mind telling us, just how many libs do you own?"

Oh, goody, now America has two Lost Causes!

These zombies rise again and again and again.

Look for them on Election Day.

Why is it not surprising that Alabama State

Representative Will Dismukes reveres Nathan

Bedford Forrest, first grand wizard of the Ku 

Klux Klan, and is a Southern Baptist pastor?

You can come to Winn-Dixie without a mask, but don't

forget your Stars and Bars.

Isn't the Pentagon rushing things a bit?  Yeah, the South 

lost the Civil War, but it was only 155 years ago.

When the White House spokesman said Trump was 'obviously 

kidding' when he referred to COVID-19 as 'Kung Flu', the

 119,000 Americans who have died from the disease laughed

 so hard they almost spilled their Mint Juleps.

Bible Belters Cutting in Line on Stairway to Heaven

Remember that time they changed the name of a military

 base and it ruined your whole day?

Every time he tried to make the case for human evolution, 

somebody would show him this picture.

The Old South Has Risen from the Grave!

Lindsey Graham, a Leader in the Southern Wing of the

Orange Glo Party

United Daughters of the Confederacy Blame

 'Outside Agitators' for Ruining Christmas

Crackers Come to Cheesus

"You know how to whistle Dixie, don't you? 

You just put your lips together and blow."

Instead of the presidency, maybe Joe Biden should

be elected to the DC Hall of Tone-Deaf Ragers.

Is it just a lucky accident that Covington Catholic High

School's street address is 1600 Dixie Highway, or

is it a manifestation of the will of God?

Bannon's Southern Charm