Who Is Ferdinand 'Bongbong' Marcus?

After the battle has been won, the Shofar can 

also be used as a Beer Bong.

Have you heard 'Aqua Buddha Rulez!' by

Rand Paul and the Baylor Bong Bangers?

"My bong was five feet tall and had vent holes that

caused the smoke to be cooled by vortex action.

Paid $700 for that sucker and worth every penny!"

"This I promise you
No more aquarium bongs
Oh, my poor Sea-Monkey."

Bildungblog Exclusive!
World's Biggest Bong Discovered
at Birther Boot Camp

Phelps Bongs Himself, His Eyes Get That Glassy Look