Some people make social distancing easy.

Trump's Hairdo Goes Rogue, Migrates to Chin of 

J. C. Potts, Body Piercer and White Supremacist

Hard to believe, but this fellow doesn't know that Franklin

Pierce was the 14th President of the United States.

The Outer Shelby

The Inner Shelby

Ben Bernanke Named 'Bankster of the Year';
Tiger Woods Named 'Sexual Athlete of the Year';
Papuan Tribesman Named 'Body Piercer of the Year'

The cheeky Hindu claimed that the long-sought solution to the

mind-body problem was to be found in body modification, such

as curb-to-curb body piercing.

Human Pincushion Forgets to Wear Flag Pin,

Is Accused of Being Unpatriotic

Man Claims to Be Another Victim

of Dick Cheney's Poor Marksmanship