In the case of Eric Porterfield, it is a literal example of

the blind leading the blind.

"And he spake a parable unto them, 'Can the blind lead 

the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch?'"

Trump Proving Eclipse Blindness a Hoax Like

Global Warming

Whiteworld #45

Florida Man Arrested for Having Skin So White It Blinded

 People Who Looked in His General Direction

Trumpniks had lived in the dark for so long they 

became eyeless, like Kentucky Cave Shrimp.

"I'm sorry

So sorry

Please accept my apology

But love is blind

And I was too blind to see."

He had been a regular user of Dr. Bronner's

 for years, but he went blind trying to read the

 label, so now he has to buy the Braille version.

None is so blind as he who will not see.

Pilot Loses Control of Plane After His Artificial Arm Falls

 Off, Blind Co-Pilot Saves the Day

Mr. Magoo would like to carry his

gun openly if he could just see well

enough to find it.

NRA Removes Video Calling for Arming the Blind, Says 

Requiring All Sighted Persons to Wear Braille Cammies 

"Not Cost Effective"

Not just male fetuses masturbate, Dr. Burgess.

Have you ever wondered why so many sperm

wear glasses?

"Yes, I see what you mean.  Even in a pic taken with my

iPhone, blue letters on a red background make me wish I

had been born blind."

It is untrue that masturbation causes blindness.

But it does cause some people to wear glasses.

Man 'Watching' New Playboy Channel for the Blind

"Is it true, Glenn, now that you're going blind,

you also have hair growing in your palms?"

The Unexpurgated Bible #41

"I've decided not to heal you, Glenn, because it's such

a hoot watching you lead other blind people into the

ditch."

If you really believed the American flag to be sacred,

you would treat it with the same reverence which

orthodox Jews show toward the Tetragrammaton,

YHWH (which they refuse to pronounce, even when

it's translated into English as 'God'). You would

think the flag is so full of extraordinary power that

touching it would lead to your immediate destruction

and even gazing at it would render you totally blind.

[You say you can still see? O ye of little faith!]

"As I understand it, the tow truck driver was juggling two
cell phones, texting on one and talking on another, when
he slammed into a car and crashed into the swimming pool.
Like the Bible says, 'If the blind lead the blind, they shall
both fall into the ditch'."

If you were totally color-blind, you wouldn't
be able to see any colors. Everything you could
see would be white, like, for example, what you
would see now if you were a member of the
Republican Party. 'Color-blind', in other words,
is just another way of saying 'all-white'.