Warm Scuzzies #370

Matt Kibbe

Grover Norquist Says Teabagger 2 Is Going To Dwarf 

Teabagger 1 Because Even Bigger Astroturfed 

Corporate Balls Will Be Sucked

Erick Erickson Announces 'We Are the 53 Percent' 

to Form Alliance with 'We Are the 1%' in Fight

Against 'We Are the 99%'

David Koch's Limo

"So what if Ronald Reagan said that the right to belong to a

union is one of the most elemental human rights.  The Koch

brothers pay us here at Americans for Prosperity to take the

unions out at the knees.  And that's what we intend to do!"

World's Worst Yobs #210

Scott Hagerstrom

Warm Scuzzies #147

MacIver Institute

You could tell when the AstroTurfers came to Madison.

World's Worst Yobs #188

Phil Kerpen

The 'grassroots' (shown here) of Karl Rove's American

Crossroads consists of just four billionaires.

Warm Scuzzies #57

Eric Odom

David Koch, Teabagger Extraordinaire

If Matt Kibbe tells you there were 2 million

teabaggers in Washington on Saturday and

that his dick is 12" long and 3" thick, he's

probably lying.

What they say is true: the astroturf is always greener
on the right side of the fence.

T-Strap Demand Surges as More and More
Town Hall Mobsters Suffer from 'Turfer Toe'

The Silver Turfer Wields the 'Power Cosmic' Against

Socialized Medicine

FreedomWorks' Max Pappas says his organization is

so grass roots it is accepting donations as small as

25¢ in order to get its lectern refinished.

World's Worst Yobs #118
Tim Phillips

Marc Ambinder has been as successful defending GOP
astroturfing as he was putting lipstick on this pig
last Sunday.

AstroTurf, 1965

AstroTurf, 2009