Headlines We Like to See #24

'Anti-Tax Zealot Grover Norquist Drowns in Bathtub'

"Has anybody seen my marbles?"

"This looks like a job for Scrubbing Bubbles®!"

Grover Norquist Loves to Drown Things in His

Bathtub, Especially Government

So what if Paul Krugman has been awarded

 the John Bates Clark Medal from the American 

Economics Association and the Nobel Memorial

 Prize in Economics.  Joe Scarborough has 

received the 'Friend of the Taxpayer Award' 

from Grover Norquist and the 'Spirit of Enterprise 

Award' from the U. S. Chamber of Commerce.

Grover Norquist Says Teabagger 2 Is Going To Dwarf 

Teabagger 1 Because Even Bigger Astroturfed 

Corporate Balls Will Be Sucked

News Reaches the Philippines That 36 Republicans 

(and Counting) Have Abandoned Norquist

It's Easy to Be an Anti-Norquist!

"I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag," 

Said the GOP Lawmaker

Orgonite is a mineral formed when history is suddenly

thrown into reverse and is small enough to fit into

Grover Norquist's hand.  If Mitt Romney is elected 

President of the United States in 2012, Orgonite 

production will experience unprecedented growth,

according to what all the experts are now saying.

Not a Very Nice Right-Wing Twit

Fire in Alan Simpson's Home Thought to Have Been 

Started by Grover Norquist

"My first crusade was for men to 'Man Up'.  When it became

apparent I couldn't do that, I started my second crusade to 

'Cut Taxes'." 

Coca-Cola Brand Tarnished by Rat's Head

Found in Coke Bottle

"I just want to shrink government down to the size where it's

small enough for transvaginal insertion."

Grover Norquist Explaining His Fourth Reason

for Impeaching President Obama

Grover Happy

Grover Sad

When you hear the expression, "Sounds like Newt is throwing

more red meat to the knuckledraggers," this is the meat being

thrown.

Grover Norquist Backs the New Debt Deal, Promises to

Stop Talking Like an Effeminate Hetero

Once upon a time, Grover Norquist was viewed as defining

the outer limit of the Republican Party's right wing.  But

relative to today's GOP rightists, he's a leftist.