Out of one side of her mouth, Republican Congresswoman

Beth Van Dyne voted against the bill containing 'important

funding' for DFW Airport.  Out of the other side, she is

'thrilled to receive this important funding'.

Doesn't the Second Amendment cover

Armored Personnel Carriers?

Sign Posted Near Florence Regional Airport

Trump wants an airport named after him.  How about 

re-naming the Yasser Arafat International Airport in Gaza?

"Hey, Reince, do you think TSA pat-down techniques

constitute 'legal groping'?"

"I will now demonstrate TSA's new pat-down technique."

Kellyanne's Choice

There he stood, buck naked in the Nashville airport, and

nobody, not even TSA, would touch his junk.

Jumbo Jet Taxis on the CPAC Runway

Oops!  The third thing Rick Perry was not going to do yesterday

was shake hands with Barack Obama on the tarmac at DFW

International Airport.  But he suddenly went blank and couldn't

remember what it was.

Joseph Farah, Founder of Wing Nut Daily, Stopped in

Dulles International Airport with Loaded Gun, Unloaded

Brain

"Be sure to pat down Paul Broun," said the TSA agent,

"he definitely fits the profile of a Teabagging Terrorist."

State Representative Drew Darby (R-TX) forgot he had

a brain in his head and was charged with a felony for 

carrying a loaded gun into an Austin airport. 

Good Scanners

Bad Scanners

Naked-Image Scanners to Be Removed from U. S. Airports;

Playmobil Version Remains Popular with Kids

TSA Agent Sez:  "There's an anomaly in the crotch area."

Rand Paul is calling for an inquiry into

 whether airport scanners are rigged

to make him look like a cartoon monkey.

Said the TSA agent to Mark Meckler, "Is that a Glock 27

in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Have you heard?  Osama bin Laden's punishment

in Hell will be to stand in an airport security line

for all eternity.

Air Traffic Controller Caught Napping During Lecture on

the Unprofessionalism of On-the-Job Sleeping