Bumper Crop

Warm Scuzzies #1,041

Todd Smith

Time for the Texas Ag Commish to Head to

Oklahoma for Another 'Jesus Shot'

'Trade Wars Are Good, and Easy to Win'

Sid Miller Sez:  "Sure, I post bullshit on Facebook.  It's

up to you to decide if you like the smell."

Rude Rhymes #85

Pig Swiller

Sid Miller

"Who is that?"

"Oh, it's just Ag Commish Sid 'Fry Daddy' Miller 

riding to the office where he intends to slap

anyone who wishes him 'Happy Holidays'."

Sid 'Fry Daddy' Miller, Texas Commissioner of Agriculture,

Doles Out $410,000 in Bonuses During His First 9 Months

in Office; Says He's a 'Fiscal Hawk'

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #70

Sid Miller

The Unexpurgated Bible #87

Now when he was risen early the first day of the week, 

Cesar Chavez first appeared as a Google Doodle.

If milk goes over the cliff, will cookies follow?

Big Farma Spends $47 Million to Genetically Modify

California Ballot Initiative

Millions of dollars of crops are rotting in the fields, thanks

 to Georgia's 'Raw Deal'.

Michele Bachmann puckered like a Kissing Gourami when the

news leaked out that her family's farm received $251,973 in

socialistic subsidies between 1995 and 2006.

Little Known Fact #2

They grow people like turnips in the Far East.