Sad Sack as Metaphor for the U. S. in 2018

The Only Dressing Served in the

Trump White House

It's Going to Be a Trumpensteen

 (Not Trumpenstine)

Year

Trump Quotes Fox News' Chaffetzphone,

Says Steele Dossier Is 'Bogus'

Don't let the hat fool you. David Clarke started wearing

it AFTER his deleterious heatstroke.

It all got started when Vladimir ordered one of those 

ventriloquist kits from the back of a comic book.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #125

Mark Hamill

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #155

The Daily Signal

If you've ever been to Slidell, Louisiana, you understand

how Michael Neu could be a Nigerian prince.

Warm Scuzzies #762

Miri Regev

Trump Delivers the Punchline of the 38th 

Most Offensive Joke  of All Time

Something to Consider #5

Bush's Brain has a higher IMDB rating

than Donovan's Brain.

Infinite Cauliflower

Humming Master Blaster

"It's time to say goodbye to yesterday
This is where the cowboy rides away."

Paul Nehlen says he's 'Pro-White'.  If he is, why is he

opposed to Paul Ryan, who's whiter than he is?

The animatronic version of Peter Brabeck-Letmathe is

more life-like than the real former chairman and CEO

of the Nestlé Group.

Roy Moore Asks Alabama Court to Block Doug Jones, 

Call a New Senate Election, Raise Bull Connor 

from the Dead

World's Worst Yobs #393

Ed Henry

Trump Station, Jerusalem

New Poll Shows Obama Most Admired Man in America,

Trump Most Annoying Orange in the World

If Donald Trump is Winston Churchill, 

then Mike Huckabee is Reverend Diplopia. 

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #106

Ron DeSantis

'Trump Rips Tainted FBI After Watching

 Fox & Friends Again'

Seed of Murdoch

"I'm higher in the food chain!  Get in my belly!"

"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"

Yes, Inspector Clouseau, pinball is making a comeback.

"Yes, Master," mewled the Trumpnik.

"You understand of course, Ambassador Gingrich, that I 

automatically deduct 10 points for late papers."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #714

Paris Dennard

Like an insect long dead, Orrin Hatch is just a dessicated 

moral husk, little more than an exoskeleton.

"Congratulations, Senator Hatch, for your utter lack of

 integrity that rises from your unquenchable thirst for 

power. Now, bow lower."

All Along the Watchtower

When Saying 'Merry Christmas' in

English Is No Longer Enough

Can you remember the time when people stopped saying 

'Merry Christmas'? No? Well, Trump can. He remembers 

lots of things that never happened.

Gift-Wrapped Box of Horse Mnuchin Turns 

Out to Be Stink Bomb

It's the Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver's Day!

Trump Challenge Coin YOOOGER

Than Obama!

Gubernatorial Hopeful Ron DeSantis (R-FL) When He

 Heard Trump Had Tweeted His Support

“You all just got a lot richer.”

"But didn't you say in the Bible, 'Woe to you that are rich'?"

"Fake news, just fake news!"

Like Mike Pence said, the tax cut bill is a 

'Middle-Finger Miracle'.

Warm Scuzzies #761

Danny McComas

It was not a good year for 

children to misbehave.

Bad Santa

Some say Corey 'The Buttslapper' Lewandowski's star is

 rising again.

All That Glitters Is Not Gold

"Barack Obama was inarguably the least Atlanticist

 President since the end of World War II," 

Noah Rothman said somniloquently.

Trump Fulfills Promise, Signs 'Killer Klown Reform

Act of 2017'

Admiral Ackbar Reflects on the Wisdom of Evolution