Happy New Year!

It was Vanilla ISIS, not Vanilla Ice, that skipped

Trump's New Year's Eve party.

Governor of Kentucky Rushes In Where

Angels Fear to Tread

It's Going to Be a Trumpensteen

 (Not Trumpenstine)

Year

Happy Sunny-Side Up!

"I know, I know, but according to my map, this is the only 

road that leads to 2017."

The wittle Babybot 2016 woke up fwightened that 

what it dweamed might come twoo.

Happy New Year to One and All!

Feliz Año Nuevo!  

Bonne Année!  

Prosit Neujahr!  

Akemashite Omedetô Gozaimasu!

New Year go away!  We're not quite 

through with the old one yet.

Would 2013 be the year when he found out what an 

'Open Marriage' with Newt Gingrich might be like?

Baby New Year Sez:  "Paultards Drool!"

Something tells the Little Birdie it's not going to be a

Happy Newt Year.

New Year's Day Said to Be Looking Forward

to 11.1.11 and 11.11.11

"Sure it hurts, but think about how much your kidney donation

is saving the taxpayers of Mississippi.  And, oh, by the way,

Governor Barbour wishes you a Happy New Year!"

He had hoped the new year would bring
with it some new wingnut punching bags.
But, alas, it was just more of the same
old Bozos.

It was New Year's Eve, and the natives were restless.

The Israelis and Palestinians are killing each other.

It must be a new year.

2009 wasn't a particularly good-looking year,

but at least it was new.

He had partyed hearty New Year's Eve. Now it

was time to get some shuteye.