“Hermaphroditism” and “Parthenogenesis”.

It must have been on the last and 6th day.
That these three men realized they had forgotten one thing while creating human beings.
They made them as they looked themselves.
And for the female they had the dubious idea to make her from the rib of the male.
But how were they supposed to reproduce themselves?
It was obviously forgotten.

No surprise because what kind of designing team wants to gain time by not sculpturing two different persons but make a second one quickly from a part of the first one?
That is not very professional.

Why did they force themselves to work with such a tight time limit of 6 days to begin with?
Was it all not so important to them maybe?
Were they creating another world with other beings for somewhere else the next week?

Anyway, we are stuck now with a clumsy job.
This whole idea to have creatures reproduce themselves using the genital organs is simply a very bad idea.
Exactly like a designer who forgets something and at the last moment comes up with a quick and easy solution.

How more simple it all could have been.
Even when completely forgotten, why not come up with the idea that putting a pink in an ear could do the fertilizing?
But no, they had a look at the newly created bodies and thought that the male and female genitals could very well serve a second purpose.

We have to live with it but we must not forget that we are free to use our bodies in a different way as was foreseen by its creators.
We can walk, but we can also decide to crawl.
We can sit down, but we can also decide to lie on our backs.

We can decide to use the genitals for what is their main purpose only.
And refuse to get them involved in other activities.
And plenty of people have made that choice.
Monks, single people, nuns, hermits, priests, saints and prisoners among them.

In a way they are right.
What a crazy idea it is that organs where awful smelling liquid passes through frequently, are supposed to be available for visits of other people.
It is like two persons having dinner in the toilet.

Now some may argue that the creators had no other options.
That it was the only and ideal solution.

But then we should look what evolution has done to certain kinds of fish.
There are fish in the ocean that fertilize in a much more sophisticated way than human beings are forced to do.
These fish swim calmly and quietly next to each other and gently rub the sides.
This rubbing of sides results in the female fish being fertilized.
Isn’t that romantic and sweet?
And hygienic as well?

Another way the fish have come up with is that the male releases his sperm into the water and these sperms look for the eggs themselves to fertilize them.
Clean, easy, dignified and no condoms needed.

In nature we find what would be the best for human beings as an improvement for the current unfortunate situation.
Rubbing sides is not really an option to research to see if this would be an effective method for humans.
After each trip by underground at peak hours, plenty of women will be pregnant.
And releasing sperm and eggs in the water would need a heated swimming pool each time.
Great for California, but what about Maine?

No, definitely the best new way for us is called “parthenogenesis”.
Not only fish can do this trick, but reptiles, water fleas, birds, sharks, bees and scorpions as well.
What is “parthenogenesis”?
It is an asexual form of reproduction.
Similar to how Maria got pregnant of her son Jesus.
The female is able to become pregnant by herself.
It doesn’t need a male at all.
Not even a white dove.

Great advantage of “parthenogenesis” is that all offspring is female.
If we would manage to engineer ourselves that the females of this world can get pregnant by themselves giving birth to girls only, we will eventually become like the island Lesbos in the ancient times of the Greeks.
A world of women only.

Some men might oppose this.
No problem.
Nature has a second ideal solution for human’s current way of fertilizing.
This solution is called “Hermaphroditism”.
The animal is having both male and female reproductive organs.
And simply does the job during a quiet moment by itself.
It can get pregnant without a friend and deliver a healthy baby.

For us it would mean to accept and develop the opposite side within ourselves.
Every man should become more of a woman.
And every woman should become more of a man.

This will take more than 6 days.

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To learn more about “Hermaphroditism”, click on:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

To learn more about “parthenogenesis” click on:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis









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Crowns of creation kissing.

Some subjects published here result in everybody going their way as if nothing happened.
But once in a while a subject makes people send e-mails with comments, praise, criticism, hate and love.
Yesterday, the posting “Re-designing the body” was such a trigger.

Many people asked why no redesigning was suggested for the way human beings reproduce.
The reason is because it takes several postings to explain that part of the inferiority of our physical design.

Let’s start in a calm way.

Kissing.


Which comes in two varieties.
There is the kissing on the cheeks that seems to happen between family members and good friends.
A very unhygienic activity.
Many cheeks are powdered or covered by a range of beauty products.
Or the cheeks are soaked in after-shave lotion.
In case of men that is.
And sometimes a layer of artificial suntan is applied to the cheeks.

As a result the lips touch these products not made for human consumption.
Residue clings to the lips and when the kissing person later moisturizes the own lips with the tongue, those dangerous chemicals unfortunately get into the body.

This, until now, we ignore because few people are aware of this serious problem.
It should become a major campaign issue for the World Health Organization to promote the banning of kissing on the cheeks.

People who like the games of sadomasochism have sometimes as an activity that excites them licking the leather boots of the cruel mistress.
Everybody knows this is not a healthy thing to do.
So why do we ignore the dangers of cheek kissing?

Some people have understood the dangers of cheek kissing for a long time.
Our friends the Eskimos.
As many fervent and loyal blog readers will know Eskimos do not kiss.
As a demonstration of affection they rub their noses after first having blown them in a clean handkerchief.
Now, that makes sense.


Even more dangerous and life threatening is a habit mainly practiced in Europe and the USA.
This is the kissing on the lips that occasionally may open so that both protagonists can touch their tongues.


This is an activity that, as far as this expert knows, doesn’t necessarily occur between family and friends.
More likely this most dangerous activity can be found among white, well to do people that feel passion for each other.


Or in case one of the two wants some material gain the other one potentially could give.



The mouth is a part of the body that serves not only as an entrance, but also as an exit.
Through it is a lot of traffic.
Fluids and food go in.
Words come out.
Polluted air goes in.
Bad breath comes out.
It is a place that witnesses passing by things like French fries and vomit.

Every dentist can explain that the mouth is a place housing millions of bacteria’s.
Besides bacteria’s, we also find gingivitis, germs and plaque needing washing the mouth three times a day with a product like Listerine that has to contain 21.6 % alcohol to do effectively the fighting and killing of all those aliens illegally living in that cavern.

It is true: the mouth is a horrible place.
Nobody would like to live there.
And it is this mouth, in which the tongue is hanging out, that is used to concrete affection.
It is estimated by scientists that each kiss on the lips involving touching tongues is responsible for a transfer of over 636 million bacteria.

Why do we kiss in this unhealthy and life threatening way?

It is a tradition.
A habit.
Promoted by Hollywood films in a shameless way while experts know that these actors and actresses only pretend they kiss.
No actress ever felt Tom Cruise’s tongue.
That is a privilege he reserves for his boyfriend only.



Earlier we discovered how Eskimo’s are much more clever than we are.
The same goes for kissing on the lips including potentially using the option of the tongue touching activity.
There are many people in the world who never kiss in this idiotic way.
Like the Shona.
A people mainly living in Zimbabwe, Africa.
They never kiss.
This makes sense.
Before we eat we wash our hands, except in a McDonald’s, but we do not clean and disinfect the mouth when having a romantic date.
It is life extending not to kiss at all.
Rub noses instead.
Touch breasts and balls.
But stay away from his mouth.

Tomorrow we will shine a sharp light on another flaw of the design of the human body.
The fact we have to use our genitals to reproduce.







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Re-designing the body.

Currently there are three projects on their way concerning the Fuso Szulc expedition vehicle.

• The metal areas of the camper box showing rust are re-painted.
• The way the solar panels are wired is going to be improved.
• The shock absorbers are going to be changed for Bilsteins.

Having an expedition vehicle is a constant presence like a child.
It asks attention almost all the time.

Besides the daily attention, the mind also frequently is imagining how the expedition vehicle could be improved.
What could be made better a next time.

This concerns more technical aspects.
The floor plan as exists now could not be improved.

Yesterday the thought flashed through the mind that imagining how to improve the Fuso Szulc could also be applied to the human body.
The question as a mind teaser: can the body be improved?



In this case it doesn’t matter whether the body is the result of creation or evolution.
With the knowledge and power of imagination we have now, we could picture the body better and more practical.

One flaw the body has is that it has not a back-up system like airplanes have.


If a human being gets a heart attack, no organ can take over the work of the heart.
We do not have an extra pump built in to circulate the blood.
Although that would be really handy.
Like a hybrid car.

Another flaw is the sewage system.




What a bad idea to have human beings carry a bladder that frequently needs emptying.
Why can’t we get rid of extra fluids through transpiring, sweating and crying only?

Talking about sweating and transpiring, in nature are flowers that used creation or evolution to obtain the power to release the most delicate smells.
Like jasmine.
Human beings should achieve this also.
That heavy sweating results in the most delicate and delicious odours surrounding that person.
That one may think, hmmmm, smells like jasmine flowers here, but that it is just a runner passing by.

Unfortunate are also our fingers and toes.
They come in 10’s only and of a limited length.
There are many jobs that would be so much easier if we simply had more than 10 fingers.


Our physical stability would improve tremendously if we had, let’s say, 20 toes.


And what about length.
Many activities need in fact longer fingers.
Not only scratching the own back but also pointing to things.
The longer the finger, the more clear the indication will be.
More fingers and toes have the disadvantage of more nails to cut, but that is a low price to pay.
And of course we need to buy new shoes and gloves.

Like a camper and motor home, the human body could be improved, although we don’t consider Steve from Lazy Daze to be God.




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