Thanksgiving Rule 5

A simple pumpkin pie hat

 Too staged, see a real Thanksgiving prep below with Jessica Alba...

Stop starving yourself, eat some stuffing!

Heidi Montag does the Pilgrim thing...

Sofia looks great with a turkey on her head...

Jessica Alba getting busy in the kitchen...

She looks like she has been hitting the Beaujolais a bit!  

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Woodsterman: Ice Golf

Goodstuff: American Pickers

Pirate's Cove: Tip of the Iceberg

AoSHQ/J.J. Sefton: Gobble This!

Diogenes' Middle Finger: Waking Up Stupid

90 Miles From Tyranny: Hot Pick of the Late Night

Animal Magnetism: Hump Day and Gingermageddon

Twitchy: How to ruin Thanksgiving for your liberal relatives

A View From The Beach: Lena Dunham Stands By Her Man

American Power Blog: Sanctimonious and Self-Righteous Al Franken

Atlas Obscura: Why American's Thanksgiving Turkey Is So Boring: Bred The Taste Out

A collection of sites known for appreciation of Rule 5 and Thanksgiving delights:

H2
TOTUS
Egotastic
Dust bury
HeroPress
Hogewash
Theo Spark
Daily Gator
Pirate's Cove
Woodsterman
Proof Positive
RULE 5 SITES
The Right Way
MissK's World...
American Power
Guns and Bikinis
SayanythingBlog
Raconteur Report
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Camp of the Saints
Animal Magnatism
Maggie's Notebook
The Classic Liberal
The Rio Norte Line
Randy's Roundtable
A Nod To The Gods
Political Clown Parade
24 Femmes Per Second
The Vulgar Curmudgeon
A View From The Beach
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Old Retired Petty Officer
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD (RIP)

Blog Sweeps Week and Looking Out For Men's Health

Instapundit: How men can extend their lives and The science is settled!

℞ for Men: Sophia Loren, Nigella Lawson, Joanna Krupa, Pam Grier, and Sofia Vergara

Which do you prefer?

EBL: Sofia Vergara at Golden Globes, Asshat of the Day Bill Kristol, Sophia Vergara embryos

American Power Blog: Women's Health (is there anything Sophia Vergara can't cure)

Instapundit: Posts a picture of the Instawife for Blog Sweeps Week

Political Clown Parade: Flowing Curves of Beauty

Goodstuffs: An Asian twist to this health regime 

90 Miles from Tyranny: Morning Mistress

A View From The Beach: Daniella Wang

Woodsterman: Some Ivanka therapy

Proof Positive: Friday Night Babe

Theo Spark: Holy Cow!

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Asshat of the Day Bill Kristol

Don Surber, Trooper, Ace, Glenn Reynolds, and other conservatives all note the obvious: 

Bill Kristol has turned into a perpetual Asshat

Ace also notes: Obama sleepers took Flynn out and are waiting to take out anyone else who gets in their way, Trump included. Bill Kristol is apparently just fine with that 'Deep State' part.

I was not that big a fan of Mike Flynn, but I am very concerned with how the 'intelligence community' took him out. If you can be taken out by clandestine intelligence sources that cannot be challenged, none of us are safe. We all should be concerned with that.

Update:
JJ Sefton at AoSHQ notes what is now clear, Trump is facing an insurrection of the Deep State Democrats and their GOPe confederates.
Instapundit: While Dems smell blood in the water, the real issues are the Deep State leaks and a Shadow Administration

Kristol also suggests that lazy, spoiled white working class in America should be replaced with immigrants who work hard. Hey what about lazy, fat white guys at the Weekly Standard who are getting older? Can they be replaced too?

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EBL: John Brennan is a big Asshat, as are his leaky pals at the CIA and NSA

TOM: Bill Kristol says White People are 'Lazy' and Immigrants work hard and really want to succeed

Rush Limbaugh: The Obama shadow  government 'Deep State' coup against Donald Trump and What should Trump do?

Instapundit: Even John Podhoretz is suggesting our feckless political class pause and take a breath, With Flynn gone, Russians see a different Trump

Don Surber: Faux Conservatives Attack Trump

AmPowBlog: Trump Admin in Crisis (?)

EBL: Ready for Warren?

AoSHQ: I am getting tired of these 'constitutional conservatives' trying to save us by press leaks from our elected officials.  There is not much constitutional or conservative about this bunch.

Legal Insurrection: Media trial of Trump Admin by the Fact Free Intelligence Community

Sofia Vergara at Golden Globes

EBL: Not quite like Nicole Kidman but not playing politics like Lola Kirke and Merle Streep, 

just an awkward ass joke (which was more dumb than anything else).  I blame that on the Golden Globe writers, they did it all night, none of the jokes were funny, and it took away from the presenters.  

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Rule 5 Quakers

Instapundit had this (old) cease and desist letter from a lawyer from Quaker Oats directed at some real life Quakers.  

Is this look supposed to be attractive? (it's not)

While certainly revealing, it does not seem like something most Quakers would wear...

Sophia Vergara was a Quaker Oats spokesperson

But when it comes to attractive Quakers, there is Grace Kelly in High Noon:

John Ford. the director, had a fondness of Quakers

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Lem's Levity

Nick Loeb and Sofia Vergara Embryo Fight

There are a lot of pro life moral reasons why she should allow this, but from a pure evolutionary point, her genes are too valuable not to be continued…

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The tabloids will pay a fortune for photos of Gisele Bundchen eating meatballs…

Gisele, Red Velvet cake is not what they want, they want meatballs!

Spaghetti is not enough…Tommy needs comfort food STAT

Meatballs!

Big hot meatballs!  The Patriots love Tom's meatballs too!

Sofia Vergara loves meatballs (way before #DeflateGate)!

We knew DeBlasio was a Red Sox fan, but he likes Brady and the Pats too!  

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Instapundit : Miami Dolphin wife Miko Grimes unleashes on NFL (wow)