Ted Cruz Now Claiming Democrats Use Moldy Spatulas

If you're wondering where the Anarchist City is that Trump

 has been talking about, it's right next door to Spatula City.

And from UHF, too.

Spatula City Supercenter to Be Built at Ground Zero,

Next Door to the

New York Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Store Manager Confirms Exclusive Contract to Supply

Spatulas to All Ten of John McCain's Homes