It helps if you think of the 2022 GOP primaries like

you did those Freak Shows you saw as a kid.  

“Freaks! Live! Dead! Other! 

SEE THEM NOW!”

Said the Ferret with Tongue-in-Cheek

Step Right Up! Step Right Up!

Trump Offers Sessions the Head of Toadman

"Listen to the Mockingbird, listen to the Mockingbird,

Oh, the Mockingbird is singing o'er the land."

Junkies Start Seeing Spidora as 'Opioid Czar'

Popular Sideshow in the Trump Circus

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Bonnie and Clyde Death Car Not Included

While the main attraction at the GOP circus is certainly

Donald Trump, please don't overlook the sideshow.

"Step right up, folks!  You'll see the freaks, the strange

 people, the weird people, you'll see what they do, hear 

what they talk about!"

Louie Gohmert Declares Candidacy for 

Speaker of the House of Fun

Let the Sideshow Begin!

"That's right, folks!  We're gonna have a free 

show right here, come on over for the big free

 show!  Gather around and watch what we're 

gonna do, it's all free and it's starting right 

now!  This is the one you've read about, 

you've heard your neighbors talking 

about, and here it is, all live, right 

here and starting right now!"

"It seems to me if The New York Times is spilling 

barrels of ink attacking the sideshow principles I'm 

fighting to defend, it may be a sign that perhaps 

we’re doing something freaky.”

Speaker Boehner Accuses the Obama Administration

of Wanting to Annihilate the Republican Party and

Shove It into the Dustbin of Sideshow History

In the 19th century, Joseph Merrick was called 

'Elephant Man'.  In the 21st century, he is called

 'GOP Man'.

"It walks, it talks, it crawls on its belly

 like a reptile, a leapin', screamin', 

creepin', crawlin' mawnster!"

Sideshow Freaks Escape from Chicago Carnival

Too late, he realized that the carnival

barker had sold him a one-way ticket

to Reality, the freakiest sideshow of

them all.