Even when doing a Perp Walk, Steve Bannon did it with

historical flare.

Home of the Fabled Black-Robed Regiment

Lauren Boebert Sez:  "We are sons and daughters

 of revolutionaries."

On Independence Day, Chester A. Reilly says, 

"What a revoltin' development this is!"

Just as the colonists disguised themselves as Indians for the 

Boston Tea Party, FBI agents disguised themselves as 

Trumpniks for the Capitol Hill Insurrection.

There had been hope that Louie Gohmert's bout of

COVID-19 would sober him up.  No such luck.

Now that Trump has inadvertently revealed what has 

heretofore been a closely-guarded secret, we now know 

the true story of how General George Washington and

 one of his closest advisors crossed the Delaware during

 the Revolutionary War of 1812.

Apparently, Trump's brain misfired its synapses before 

it manned the air, rammed the ramparts, and took

 over airports.

Bill Griffith, creator of Zippy the Pinhead, has shined the 

spotlight on an underappreciated movie genre, Cartoon 

Noir. Take, for instance, Psychotic Gumby Crossing the

 Delaware.

That moment when Jeff Sessions realized Romans 13, which

 he used to justify separating children from their parents, was

 the Unlucky Chapter, the chapter which has been used by 

Christians in the past to justify the British attempt to 

quash the American Revolution, the Fugitive Slave Act, 

South African apartheid, and Hitler's rule in Germany.

"So much for your plan to camp at Valley Forge, General

Washington.  It has been flooded with five million gallons

of raw sewage."

Gingrich Crossing the Delaware