Bipartisan Laughter Erupts After Publication of 

Palin Brawl Police Report

Nobody can tell 'bipartisanship' jokes quite like Henry

Cisneros, Kit Bond, and Mel Martinez.

Senator Mel Martinez (R-FL) says he had a very good reason

for resigning from the U. S. Senate. He just can't remember

what it was.

"I'm tellin' ya, Mugsy, the Mitt never laid a glove on me!"

Senator Mel Martinez, incoming RNC chairman, gazes

back to the future and sees--gasp!--Jack Abramoff.