Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #167

Madonna and Child: The Next Generation

Why is Madonna trying to prove that at 55, she

 has finally reached puberty?

Don't you just love it when Elton John gets into a catfight with 

Madonna over Lady Gaga?  So much for Ars Gratia Artis!

It's all Ars Gratis Pecunia these days.

"There she is, Miss America

There she is, our ideal."

Good Golly, Miss Molly

"Sorry, but Madonna will be headlining at

half-time in this year's Superbowl. 

Of course, you can always re-apply

for next year."

Aging Diva Hates Hydrangeas, Loves

Red Butterflies

Lady Gaga says God gave her the lyrics and melody

of a song He had earlier given to Madonna.  "He

likes my version better," she noted, before asking

for a cigarette and another drink.

Aunt Wearing Crucifix Causes Furor Not Unlike

That Caused by Ant-Covered Crucifix

Madonna Voted Cougar Trend's

'Muscalature of the Year' Award

for 2010

Is Lady Gaga's catfight with Madonna for real, or is
she just another bloodsucking babe from Burbank?

Madonna Wins Nobel Peace Prize for Resolving
Seemingly Interminable Oedipal Conflict

Would the Christian have a Muslim or a Jew

for dinner tonight? Ah, decisions, decisions!

"Fragile: Handle with Care" is always a good rule

when you are dealing with antiques, like Madonna.

Does drinking alcohol shrink your brain? Sometimes.

Drudge Report Funnies #18

"McCain camp lashes 'outrageous' Madonna..."

A-Rod learned the hard way what an 'affair of

the heart' with Madonna really meant.

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child Migrating to Southern California

for the Winter

Pushing 50, Louise Ciccone Ritchie understands

more clearly what it means to be a 'material girl'.