"Look at my fingers. They are spotless,

not a drop of oil on them!"

How Secretary Salazar Pledged to Reform

the Obama Administration's Ties to Big Oil

If there was ever a deserving candidate for an extreme

makeover, it would be Senator Ken Salazar of Colorado.

His head is too big for his body, his hat is too big for his

head, and he looks more like Phil Gramm than

Phil Gramm.