Ken Paxton, Flight Risk

"Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home in a 

truck driven by his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, to 

avoid being served a subpoena."

Ken Paxton Sez:  “I believe God always has a plan.  Life is 

short, no matter what it is.  And certainly, we're not going 

to make sense of, you know, a young child being shot and 

killed way before their life expectancy."  In other words, 

it was part of God's plan for a teenager with an AR-15 to

 murder 19 elementary-school children and two teachers

 on May 24, 2022 in Uvalde, Texas. 

'Ken Paxton wants Texas to help defend Llano County

 officials being sued for banning books'.

Texas Attorney-General Ken Paxton Launching 

Investigation into Twitter over 'Bot' Accounts: 

"I Have a Duty to Protect Texans," He Says

"Six mass shootings have occurred in Texas during Governor

 Greg Abbott’s 7½ years in office. He has offered prayers 

and condemned each."  They also make him sad.

When Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, and Dan Patrick

sit side by side, you know the State of Texas is about to be

skull fucked.

"Oh, look!" said Dick.

"It is Ken Paxton."

"Oh, my!" said Jane.

"Ken looks funny ignoring the reporter."

Was it synchronicity or a happy

coincidence?

If you feel an itch to 'Save America', the very last

person to call is Texas Attorney-General

Ken Paxton.

Ken Paxton, Protagonist in Trumpenstein's Monster

Ken Paxton Fishing for Pardon by

Assisting Donald Trump in 

Reversing Election Outcome

You can see why Texan Ken Paxton is considered one

of the bravest state Attorney-Generals in the U. S.

Yes, Nick's boss was Ken Paxton.

Surprise, surprise!

A Pox on Both Their Houses

Warm Scuzzies #760

Andrew Leonie

"Ken Paxton is sure looking pale these days."

"Yeah, to keep his crooked ass out of jail,

his lawyers are bleeding him dry."

"Honey, guess what I found at the bottom of my Low-Life 

Scum Smoothie."

"Ken Paxton?"

"Good guess!" 

"Oh, I found the same thing at the bottom 

of mine yesterday."

A Poxalypse on All Their Houses!

Will Ken Paxton be the next Texan under 

indictment to endorse Ted Cruz for President?