Frickin' Genius Jeff Goldstein Kicked to

Curb by Pajamas Media; Lefty Bloggers

Say He Won't Be Missed

Although Jeff Goldstein didn't know it at the time,

all the naughty words he learned from his buddies

in the Air Force would really pay off some day.

Did you know that in addition to

being a master of wicked words,

Jeff Goldstein freelances for Jenny Craig?

On the night he received the Al Goldstein Prize for

his colorful epithet, 'bandwidth sucking cocklords',

Jeff Goldstein really put on the dog.

Jeff Goldstein was all smiles

when notified he had set

a new record for the number of

obscenities he was able to compress

into a single comment to his own blog.

Jeff Goldstein wasn't sure, but he had a

sneaking suspicion that someone was

peering at him through the picture frame.

If Jeff Goldstein had been

willing to shave off his beard,

he could have starred

in Brokeback Mountain.