Showing posts with label Jeff Goldstein. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeff Goldstein. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Frickin' Genius Jeff Goldstein Kicked to
Curb by Pajamas Media; Lefty Bloggers
Say He Won't Be Missed

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Although Jeff Goldstein didn't know it at the time,
all the naughty words he learned from his buddies
in the Air Force would really pay off some day.
Did you know that in addition to
being a master of wicked words,
Jeff Goldstein freelances for Jenny Craig?
On the night he received the Al Goldstein Prize for
his colorful epithet, 'bandwidth sucking cocklords',
Jeff Goldstein really put on the dog.
Jeff Goldstein was all smiles
when notified he had set
a new record for the number of
obscenities he was able to compress
into a single comment to his own blog.
Jeff Goldstein wasn't sure, but he had a
sneaking suspicion that someone was
peering at him through the picture frame.

Friday, March 17, 2006

If Jeff Goldstein had been
willing to shave off his beard,
he could have starred
in Brokeback Mountain.