The lesson of Mike Pence seems to be that you're a hero

 if you don't break the law.  Shouldn't 'not breaking the

 law' be the bare minimum for an American citizen?

Zeroes Not Heroes

Be Obsequious

If Donald Trump Were a Pigeon

Old Age may be defined as 'when you learn that all of

your heroes were really villains'.

Cliven Bundy Sez:  "Sean Hannity is my hero and 

he supported me and this movement and I appreciate 

and love him for it.  I support him 100 percent." 

[Cliven and Sean were recently inducted into the

Mutual Admiration Society Hall of Fame.]

"Hello all you happy Kochsuckers . . . you know what?

I'm the hero."

Ron Paul Sez:  "Chris Kyle's death seems to confirm that 

'he who lives by the sword dies by the sword'.

Treating PTSD at a firing range doesn't make sense."

Rand Paul Sez:  “Chris Kyle was a hero like all Americans 

who don the uniform to defend our country.  Our 

prayers are with his family during this tragic time.”

Oxymorons for Our Time #144

Sports Hero

11-Year-Old Utah Boy Brings Gun to School for Protection, 

Says He Was Only Following the Advice of His Hero,

Texas Governor Rick Perry

 "Hello, all you happy people!

You know what? 

I'm the hero." 

Even as a teenager, Joe Walsh 

was mean to amputees.

Eduardo Saverin, Co-Founder of Facebook,  'Goes Galt' 

and Renounces U. S. Citizenship, Becomes Hero of 

Superpatriotic Portuguese-Speaking Tax Dodgers

"In the Post-Modern Era, there are no heroes, only villains.

  Like Jesus said,  'A prophet is not without honour, save in 

his own country, and in his own house'.  Take me, for instance."

Axe Murder:  Activision Slays Guitar Hero

"From the time I was a child, my hero has always

been Cauliflower McPugg."

"In my opinion, the Serpent was the hero in the

Garden of Eden, not the villain."

Paolo had always dreamed of using 'zarf' and 'yclept'

in the same sentence. On the day he finally did, the

ladies treated him like a lexicological hero.

The working class hero stepped carefully from his private jet,
lest he scuff his $500-a-pair loafers. He was already thinking of 
what he would say about his elitist opponent at the $5,000-a-
plate fundraiser.

"Senator Obama is saying I'm a genuine war hero. Well, you

know, this election is about trust, and trusting people's word,

and unfortunately, Senator Obama's word cannot be trusted."