Showing posts with label Great Apes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Great Apes. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Josh Hawley Sez:  "I don't regret anything I did on that day, 
and it's a privilege to be attacked by the January 6th 
committee, and I want to say thank you for all the 
help with my fundraising."

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Herschel Walker Sez:  “At one time, science said 
man came from apes, did it not? If that is true, why
 are there still apes? Think about it.”

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Like someone else we know, King Kong
liked to watch.

Monday, May 11, 2020

Would all these Uppity Women stop picking on 
America's #1 Alpha Male?

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Trump Hails Passage of Tax Cut Legislation as 
Greatest Achievement in Hominid History

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Q: What Is Donald Trump's Primary Business?
A: Monkey Business.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

"Beauty did not kill King Kong, you fool! 
It was .50 caliber machine guns!"

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

"Yes, I'm an ape, but unlike Donald Trump,
I'm not witless."

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

"A trained ape can get a status of forces agreement!
 It does not take a genius.  Just look at what I did when
I was Secretary of Defense in the Bush Administration."

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Erick Erickson Sez:  “When you look at biology, look 
at the natural world, the roles of a male and a 
female in society, and other animals, the male 
typically is the dominant role.”
[Maybe providing a path to citizenship for 
immigrants, like Erick (from Planet of the Apes),
wasn't such a good idea after all.]

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

"Granted, evolution sounded good in theory.
But, in practice, it produced humans, and 
that was its fatal flaw."

Saturday, February 09, 2013

"Why is our President wearing the funny suit?"
"He is offering further proof that John McCain 
is a racist."

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Captain Chosen for the 'Knuckledraggers for Romney'
Leadership Team

Sunday, October 16, 2011

"Congratulations, sir!  Not only have you exceeded every
qualification spelled out on your application to be a Hedge
Fund Manager on Wall Street, but your hands are just hairy
enough to assure your admission to Cipriani Wall Street®."

Friday, September 09, 2011

Apeman Fossil Could Be Missing Link
 in Monty Python's 'Gorilla Librarian' 
Sketch

Saturday, December 18, 2010

 "Did someone just say that Halliburton paid the Nigerian
government a $250 million bribe to drop bribery charges
against me?"
"Yes, it was Dr. Zaius, the thinking-man's ape."
"That's one mighty smart monkey!"

Monday, December 10, 2007

"I ain't heavy, I'm his brother."