When Elise Stefanik's Glue Snort is sublated by her Meth Hit, 

it's what's called, in Hegelian terms, the Negation of the Negation.

Truth and Tradition That Really

Stick to Your Ribs

Will Moscow Mitch give America

election-year adhesions?

Stephen Miller Too Stuck on Himself

to Have Friends

Paul LePage Urges Maine Republicans to 

Stick Together

Composer of 'Rhapsody in Glue' Enters 

Sticktoitiveness Rehab

Don't Be a Glue Sniffer!

Q:  "Can you glue your lips together with Krazy Glue?"

A: "Ask Tom Cotton."

When two of his allies were indicted on campaign finance

 fraud charges, Rand Paul would've commented, but he 

had been playing with the Krazy Glue again.

Having a hard time remembering this governor's name?

Well, think 'mucilaginous', and 'Paul LePage' will 

instantly pop into your head.

Q:  "Can you glue your lips together with Krazy Glue?"

A: "Probably.  But don't try it."

Congressman Barton's Lips Reportedly Sealed

with Krazy Glue by GOP Colleagues

Martha Coakley Being Led Away to a Bay State

Glue Factory for Sticktoitiveness Rehab

Palin Unable to Testify in Trooper-Gate Probe; Says

She Got Her Lip Gloss Mixed Up with Super Glue

When he discovered somebody had put Krazy Glue in

his chair, Mexico's President Vicente Fox was not amused.