"Looks like it's emptier than Al Capone's vault,"

said Geraldo Rivera.

Next on the History Channel --- The Mystery of 

Greg Norman's Vaults

"I tried the viral ‘healthy Coke’ with balsamic vinegar 

and it’s not as bad as it sounds."

Geraldo Rivera Pleads With Trump to ‘Reject the Crackpots’ 

and Exit With ‘Dignity and Grace’

Trump's Plans to Re-Open Al Capone's Vaults Face 

Major Obstacles

Is there a difference between being 'dishonest' 

and being 'intellectually dishonest'?

Geraldo Listens for Two Hours as Trump Extols the

Virtues of Meatloaf

The ideal Hell for Geraldo Rivera would be sexting with

Pamela Geller while fornicating with her to all eternity.

Geraldo Rivera Gets His 70-Year-Old Head

Grafted Onto a 50-Year-Old Body

“Congrats Mr President balls are a beautiful thing.  I'd sure

 like to have a pair."

On anybody else, it's just a hoodie.  On Geraldo

Rivera, it's 'thug wear'.

Geraldo Sez:  "TSA Junked My Junk and

 I Wasn't Even Wearing a Hoodie!"

"There’s trouble enough for minority boys and young men 

not to provoke mad responses from paranoid jerk offs, 

like me."

Whilst wearing a hoodie, Geraldo apologized for telling the 

truth about the dangers of minority kids wearing hoodies, 

instead of three-piece suits from Men's Wearhouse,

like the ones Thomas Sowell wears.

Sign of the Times #21

Straight Outta the Hood

"I'm telling you, half of it is my moustache.  If a cop looks at 

me standing on the corner, the cop will say, 'Well, I'll be 

damned, it's Harry Reems!'"

Geraldo Rivera Sez:  "When I wear a hoodie, I always wear 

yellow pants so that I won't be mistaken for a gangsta."

Captain America Sez:  "Don't like my hoodie, Geraldo?  

Come get some!"

Mothers, it's OK to let your sons wear 

hoodies, but please don't let them grow 

up to be Geraldos.

Geraldo Rivera, Bill O'Reilly, and Michelle Malkin:

the Three Warning Signs of Creeping Americanitis