Going Down

"Thirteenth floor---Collusions, Conspiracies, Connivances."

Going Down

"Where is the RNC's White-Only Drinking Fountain?"

"Go south until you see the White Elevators 

sign and turn right."

He tried to find love in an elevator, but failed.

Little Known Fact #46

While it is not true he suffers from Otisophobia (fear of 

elevators), it is true Rand Paul suffers from Muzakophobia 

(fear of elevator music).

"Who's gonna ride with the elevator man?"

When there's only one passenger left in the elevator, as is

usually the case when Ted Cruz steps aboard, it's easy to

tell who broke wind.

Need a job?  Vote for Mitt Romney and he might hire

you to operate his car elevator.

"Jan, honey, wanna see my car elevator?"

Before he became the operator of Mitt Romney's car 

elevator, he had earned a living cleaning the beaks of 

fighting partridges in Afghanistan.

Muzak Holdings LLC Gets Stuck in Elevator,

Is Forced to Declare Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

Rick and John began to realize that their Hell was

getting stuck--together-- in the elevator forever.