Florida Man Tries to Break into Space Force Base to Warn

 About U.S. Aliens Fighting Chinese Dragons

It is not true that the three heads of King Ghidorah 

are named Larry, Curly, and Moe.

"Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an hook?"

Captain Marvel's Flying Dragon

They Were Both Dragon Energy

Alex Jones, Eater of Bunnies, Sez: "H. R. McMaster looks

 like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Putintiller Rex was scarier than King Ghidorah, the 

Three-Headed Monster.  Even Godzilla was afraid

of him.

Knuckle Dragon

"Sure, I had to resign from the Trump campaign. People kept 

staring at me, instead of the candidate. I was just a distraction."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #116

Dragonbreath: Lair of the White Epidermis

In India, they're called 'Dog Flowers'.

Makes sense.

In the United States, they're called 'Snapdragons'.

Makes no sense.

If we lived in the Real World, the confirmation

of Sonia Sotomayor to be a Supreme Court justice
would proceed expeditiously and with dignity. But
we live in the Unreal World, where dragons and
other horrid beasties roam freely.

Thought dead for 35 years, Lyndon Johnson was found

yesterday in the mouth of a Vietnamese dragon.