Never Good, Often Bad, and Always Ugly

Dick Armey Diagnosed with a Terminal Case of

Moral Mange

"Yes, Mr. Armey, we here at FreedomWorks are giving

 you $8 million to get the hell out of Dodge.  With that 

much dough, you should be able to catch a ride to 

another galaxy far, far away."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #142

John Hawkins and Dick Armey

Dick Armey Explaining to Florida Tea Partiers What It

Takes to Place an Order at Denny's

In light of John Boehner's alleged extra-marital affairs,

what Dick Armey said of him recently makes a whole

lot more sense:  "John Boehner is the kind of guy who

doesn’t get all excited on the up-end and doesn’t get

all distraught on the down-end.”

"I like the way you say 'slavery reparations', Steve."

FreedomWorks Lobbyist Receives
Biggus Dickus Award for 2010

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #85

John Fund, Ken Blackwell, and Dick Armey

"I'm just another victim of 'militant vilification', and I've

got the scars to prove it!"

"I see Dick Armey, but where are the piranhas?"

Former Republican Leader Accuses Left of Discrimination
Against Black-Hat Conservatives

"Whoa! Nice belly, Dick!"

"How much do you want for the tri-corner hat?"

"Well, I . . ."

"Five dollars down, 90 days same as cash,

that's my final offer!"

"Behold while I play my Invisible Hand Maracas

with FreedomWorks abandon!"

"Confederate History Month helps us all remember

the Great War of White Hat Aggression."

Kid Chocolate (Dark)

Kid Chocolate (Light)

Richard Keith 'Dick' Armey holds a Ph.D. in
economics from the University of Oklahoma
and taught economics at North Texas State
University--now UNT--for a number of years
before being elected to the U. S. House of
Representatives in 1984. What set him
apart as a professor of economics was
his use of shadow animals to illustrate
his Texomaesque interpretation of the
theories of Milton Friedman.

Horace Cooper, Former Press Secretary
to Dick Armey, Is Indicted, Takes First
Hop in Abramoff's March of the Frogs

"That's Dick Armey, ma'am, not Prick Armey! And,

no, I don't sound like I do because I'm at the end of

a three-day bender! I sound this way all the time!"