"Remember Carrie Prejean?"

"No."

"Excellent!" 

If you have a hard time remembering Carrie Prejean's

name, you might consider using a mnemonic, like

 'Former Miss California with a Subsidized Boob Job'.

Carrie Prejean Engaged to Marry Ram; Opponents

of Same-Sex Marriage Who Warned It Would

Lead to Bestiality Claim Vindication

Subtract all that is fake, phony, and false from Carrie
Prejean and this is all that remains. But as we learned
from watching Sleeper, the nose can be one of the most
dangerous parts of the body.

"Do you have any idea, Brian, how much money you could

raise for the National Organization for Marriage by

marketing her tape as 'Carrie Prejean's Power Zone'?"

“It was me by myself. There was no one else with me.

I was not having sex. I was just spanking the monkey.”

Carrie Prejean's Stunt Breasts Face Uncertain Future;

"Foreclosure a Definite Possibility," Some Analysts Say

Remember when Carrie Prejean was the
undisputed Queen of Pink Sippy Cups?

Now that Carrie Prejean has been dethroned as Miss
California, will she have to give back her stunt breasts?

Carrie Prejean, Woman with 'Larger Breasts',
Meets Man with 'Lager Breasts', Falls in Love,
Decides to Enter 'Opposite Marriage'

"When I posed topless," says Carrie Prejean,
"God was testing my character and faith."

Pageant Paid for Blonde Joke's Boob Job