Dubya Sez:  “The result is an absence of checks and balances

 in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly

 unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq.  I mean, of Ukraine.”

Never Misunderestimate the Intelligence of the

American People

"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said Wednesday that a 

nuclear Iran would pose the biggest foreign policy threat

 to the United States."  As Dubya would say in response, 

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, 

probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - 

shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

After listening to Jeb Bush's foreign policy

address in Chicago yesterday, somebody 

has already started collecting the next

generation of Bushisms.

I Remember Dubya #10

"Back in my hometown of Midland, Texas, the people

say, 'An early bird in the bush gets the worm better

than two hands', or something to that effect."

"I am revelant!"

The Face That Launched a Thousand Slips

"So the idea that somehow I was trying to needle the 
Democrats, it's just -- gosh, it's probably Texas. Who 
knows what it is? But I'm not that good at pronouncing 
words anyway. So don't go nucular when I say 
'subliminable', OK?"