“I think the minimum wage law has outlived its 

usefulness and I would vote to repeal it.  I would 

also vote to send Tony Hayward, BP's former 

CEO, a 'Thank You Holiday Gift Basket'."

Gulf's Mystery Sheen Baffles BP, Coast Guard; Anthro-

pogenic Vs. Naturogenic Causation Hotly Debated

Those who are fans of Bain Capital were asked to raise

 their hands.  Only one hand went up:  Michele Davis's.

Michele Davis, Former BP Public Relations Flack, Hired to 

Help Contain Romney's Bain Capital Spill

BP Sez:  "Don't worry about the eyeless shrimp in the

Gulf of Mexico.  You don't eat the eyes anyway."

BP says 'Thank You' to the 236 Republicans in the House of

Representatives who voted to continue taxpayer-funded

subsidies to large oil companies.

You would think a lawyer being paid $10

million a year by BP to minimize payouts

 for damages caused by the Gulf oil spill 

could afford better clown makeup than this.

Berms, which cost $220 million and captured .02% of the BP

oil spill, are known in Louisiana as 'Sand Jindals'.

"Tony, the Deepwater Horizon well is now dead, so

you can come out of hiding."

"Hmmm, at roughly $2 million each, $18 million

will buy me nine more yachts. Now that I think

about it, that minor misadventure in the Gulf of

Mexico hasn't turned out bad for me at all."

Now that BP has dumped Tony Hayward,

is an apology from Joe Barton next?

Dudley Do-Right to Succeed Tony Hayward as

Chief Executive of BP

BP Fires Tony Hayward, Gives Him His Life Back--

and $18 Million

BP Begins Pushback Against Squirrelous

Photoshopping Charges

To celebrate our independence from Great Britain this

year, the entire Gulf of Mexico will be set ablaze.

Sign of the Times #11

"And neighbor, when you stop by for a quick

fill-up, tell 'em you just stepped off Tony

Hayward's yacht!"

"Put a little on my nose

Put a little on my toe

Put it on my back and my sacroiliac

And a dab on my chinny-chin-chin.
Rub it in, rub it in."

And then there was BP, the King Midas who

turned everything he touched into black gold.

"It’s not healthy for the country, for the economy

as a whole, for the President to bully different

companies and different industries and I think

it’s not helping corporatist gangbangers, like me."‎

"Tunku says he is telling people he feels Tony

Hayward's pain. That's pretty funny, isn't it?"