Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Says "Top of the Morning!"
to All of His Rightist Kindred in the United States

"Fellow Freepers, I salute you!"

Iran's supreme leader today ruled out massive fraud
in elections last week and told hundreds of thousands
taking part in a series of peaceful protests against the
reelection of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to go
home and be good little boys and girls.

One Photograph, Two Interpretations

1. Mainstream Media says it is the body of Gerald

Ford lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda.

2. Pajamas Media says it is the body of Ayatollah Ali

Khamenei just before it was incinerated by a flying

saucer from Independence Day.