Showing posts with label Shameless Schadenfreude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shameless Schadenfreude. Show all posts

Monday, November 10, 2014

Defining the Category...

Stretch sent this in. I think I gained five pounds from the delicious schadenfreude...


Heh.

Oh, believe me, I know. It won't last long. Five minutes after the GOP Senate is sworn in, they'll do something stupid, craven, evil, or all three. I have no misconceptions about their ability to squander this opportunity miserably. I actually can understand the mindset that says this is a good thing for the Democrat nominee in 2016 - Obama can't run, Biden is excruciatingly unlikely to get the nod, so whoever runs will have none of the stink of the administration.

Whoever the GOP runs, which at this point looks like either Jeb Bush (shudder), Mitt Romney (SHUDDER) or Chris Christie (shudder AND hide the donuts). None of these are appealing choices, nor choices that have any chance of winning in 2016. I don't care how great Jeb Bush may or may not be, his last name is "Bush", which means the media will do everything possible - including outright lying - to make sure he never wins. Romney already lost to what may have been the weakest candidate for re-election ever. And Christie, well...

I'm not optimistic about 2016, not at all - but for now, we revel in the gnashing of liberal teeth.

That is all.

Monday, May 19, 2014

I Love Stories Like These...

Joseph in IL sends in the feel-good story of the day.

Martial arts teacher confronts burglar in San Jose home
If Brian Kuhn had not forgotten his martial arts uniform at home, his day would have been far different.

Thursday morning Kuhn was traveling between the two martial arts studios where he teaches kickboxing and MMA fighting when he decided to go home and pick up his uniform.
He walked into his home - accompanied by his 5 year old daughter - to find a stranger in his dining room. When he confronted the stranger, the interloper claimed "this guy" let me in - and produced a crowbar. It was at this point that Kuhn proceeded to beat the living stuffing out of the moron.

There had to be a point during the confrontation where the burglar realized that he had made a serious tactical error. I'd wager the first inkling came when the homeowner didn't shriek and run away at the sight of the pry bar.

I'd wager the second clue came when he was getting his head smashed through a window...

That is all.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Explains A Lot...

Brad_in_MA sends in this bit of schadenfreudelicious news.

State Sen. Leland Yee detained amid series of raids in Bay Area
FBI agents searched Yee’s state Senate office Wednesday morning but declined to comment to The Times on the nature of their investigation. News photos showed Yee, a Democrat who is also running to be California's secretary of state, in the backseat of a patrol car as he arrived at a federal courthouse in downtown San Francisco.
Now, why do we care about CA State Senator Leland Yee? Well, for starters, he's running for CA Attorney General. That's a mighty powerful position, given that the AG has the power to enforce the myriad laws proposed in the land of nuts and flakes. He's also about as big of a fan of gun control as you might find, which makes his arrest all that more delicious:

A California state senator who authored gun control legislation asked for campaign donations in exchange for introducing an undercover FBI agent to an arms trafficker, according to court documents unsealed Wednesday.

The allegations against State Sen. Leland Yee were outlined in an FBI affidavit in support of a criminal complaint. The affidavit accuses Yee of conspiracy to deal firearms without a license and to illegally import firearms.
See? He wants gun control so badly because he wants to be the only one that can provide guns to the gangs in CA. Isn't that just special? He's pushed all kinds of hare-brained gun control schemes, all of which did precisely nothing to curb gun violence but instead make the good law-abiding folks of CA jump through hoop over what they can and cannot have in the state. And here he is, conspiring to get arms to terrorists.

I'm surprised he wasn't running for mayor so he could join MAIG - he's just their kind of felon!

That is all.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Schadenfreude, Noun.

scha·den·freu·de
noun, often capitalized \ˈshä-dən-ˌfrȯi-də\

: a feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of other people

Just saw this over the wire.

Fred Phelps, founder of 'rabid' Westboro Baptist Church, said near death
Fred Phelps Sr., the founder of the Kansas church held in disgust worldwide for its antigay protests of prominent funerals, is in hospice care and "on the edge of death," according to one of his estranged sons.

Nate Phelps posted the information on Facebook Saturday night, adding the revelation that his father had been excommunicated from the church in 2013. A church spokesman told the Topeka Capitol-Journal that Phelps was indeed in the hospice but that Nate Phelps "is not well informed." The spokesman also refused to comment on the allegation that the elder Mr. Phelps has been excommunicated.
It is often said that if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all.

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Nope. Still got nothing. Enjoy the news, though.

That is all.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Making Your Monday Better...

I hope you're ready to smile...

Piers Morgan and CNN Plan End to His Prime-Time Show
There have been times when the CNN host Piers Morgan didn’t seem to like America very much — and American audiences have been more than willing to return the favor. Three years after taking over for Larry King, Mr. Morgan has seen the ratings for “Piers Morgan Live” hit some new lows, drawing a fraction of viewers compared with competitors at Fox News and MSNBC.

It’s been an unhappy collision between a British television personality who refuses to assimilate — the only football he cares about is round and his lectures on guns were rife with contempt — and a CNN audience that is intrinsically provincial. After all, the people who tune into a cable news network are, by their nature, deeply interested in America.
You remember back in college, going to parties off-campus? You ever run into "that guy"? You know the one who was always telling you how lame the party was, how he's been to WAY better parties elsewhere, the beer is colder, the music's louder, etc. Yet, there he was, stuck at the same lousy party as you? And no matter how clear he made it that this party sucked and there were much better parties out there, he was still there?

Piers Morgan is that guy.

You know, always telling us how horrible America is while making a small fortune working here, that sort of thing. Consistently belittling our culture, while appearing as a well-paid host on an all-news cable channel, in fact the first all-news cable channel, started right here in the US. While it's debatable whether he'd be big or not without the US audience, there's no denying the man has made a pile of money off the good ol' US of A. And now he's getting the boot in no small part because his haughty attitude has turned off the US market.

Live by the smarmy, die by the smarmy - don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, Piers...

That is all.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Al Gore's Got Some 'Splainin' To Do...

Okay. It's like 5ºF outside. In Virginia. Last week, it was warmer on Mars than in Winnipeg, MB. Mom G. sent this latest story about Global Warming Schadenfreude in.

Rodney Hide: Heat gone out of climate claims
Future historians may point to this one ironic event as the trigger that finally ended the public fear of global warming. The Australasian Antarctic Expedition was stuck fast over Christmas and New Year in Antarctic sea ice. In summer. The ice beat back three ice-breakers.

How can this be? Isn't global warming melting the ice and flooding the coast?

Al Gore certainly says so. Last summer he checked out Antarctica to report: "The ice on land is melting at a faster rate and large ice sheets are moving towards the ocean more rapidly. As a result, sea levels are rising worldwide.
Yeah, so apparently this expedition went to the South Pole - over what is their summer time - to chart the melting of the polar ice caps. Their plan was to duplicate a trip taken 100 years ago, and compare their notes to those of the original explorer. They assumed they'd sail down, see the devastating effects of global warming, take some pictures, and come back with incontrovertible proof that the earth has warmed dramatically in the last century.

Except they got stuck. In the ice. For well over a week.

Global warming true believers cling to the thin hope that someday, somehow, the earth will warm precipitously and their prayers will be answered. They staunchly refuse to believe that their Savior Al Gore lied to them (so he could line his pockets with worthless "carbon credits"), and hope with the heat of a thousand (global warming) suns that this is only weather, that the climate really is changing for warmer.

They claim you can't debunk global warming based on one winter, that it's a larger trend. Of course, they'll conveniently do this right after telling you that "The science is settled" and point to years (yes, years) of data allegedly showing a "warming" trend - that goes back 150 years. Which is only 50 years before the last South Pole expedition sailed to the pole at the same time of year. And was able to make landfall. Rather than get stuck in ice so thick that three separate ice breaking ships couldn't keep it open.

But yeah, Global Warming is real - if we only BELIEVE hard enough...

That is all.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Being Serious, For A Change.

N.Y. congresswoman OK after being robbed
WASHINGTON — Rep. Grace Meng, D-N.Y., was robbed Tuesday night near Capitol Hill and has returned to her regular duties.

Meng said in a statement released Wednesday by her congressional office that she was walking toward her apartment after dinner when she was struck in the back of the head near Sixth Street and Pennsylvania Avenue. Her assailant took her purse before fleeing from the scene.
Leaving aside the obvious comments - that she wasn't very SAFE; and that DC is a "criminal empowerment zone" - it's good that she was not seriously injured and is recovering nicely. The attack is one that may or may not have been prevented - it sounds like she was sucker-punched, although there's no way of knowing if it was a sneak attack ambush or she just wasn't paying attention to her surroundings.

I do hope that Representative Meng is more careful in the future. I suspect she will avail herself of any protection offered by DC police or the Secret Service in the future. I also suspect that this will not change her opinion of the right of the people to keep and bear arms, sadly. At least we probably won't have to endure a round of "ZOMG WE NEED PUNCHING-PEOPLE-IN-THE-HEAD CONTROL!"

It's just the height of irony that a Representative from New York would fall victim to strongarm robbery in Washington DC...

That is all.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Nothing Sweeter Than Schadenfreude...

Now, see, there are several things to remember before crowing too much about this story:

1. November 2014 is a million political lifetimes away.
2. This may be part of the strategy.
3. There's still a lot of damage that could be done...

Obama health care woes become credibility fight

WASHINGTON (AP) — Throughout President Barack Obama's first four years in office, he prided himself on his ability to bounce back when much of Washington thought his presidency was in peril.

But the political challenge posed by Obama's disastrous health care rollout is far greater than those he overcame during the nasty debt ceiling fight with Republicans, his stumbling campaign debate in 2012 or even the painful recession.


Because, for once, there is no one to blame but the Democrats. The debt ceiling fight he could blame on Republicans. His campaign debate was swept under the rug, with most of the media declaring him the winner (most before it started...). The health care debacle, OTOH, he owns completely - heck, the media has been falling over itself trying to avoid mentioning that the Republicans forced the shutdown over the implementation of ObamaCare...

You know how you can tell that Obama's signature health care bill is in trouble? The media has stopped referring to it as "ObamaCare" and is using "ACA" or "Affordable Health Care Act." They're still trying their damnedest to shield Teleprompter Jesus from any criticism, but now the real damage is starting to leak out. The more we find out about ObamaCare, the more we're realizing that, gee, those dopey ol' Republicans were right all along.

This isn't Bill Clinton lying about a hummer from an intern here. This is Barack Obama telling the entire nation that they can keep their doctors, that they can keep their insurance, that nothing will change unless they want it to change. And then the realities of ObamaCare starting to hit home. First, retail positions were cut to avoid paying insurance. That wasn't a big deal. What was a big deal, though, was millions of people losing their health insurance as companies stopped covering them.

And the reality is that it will get a LOT worse in the coming months - this isn't going to be swept under the rug like, say, the Benghazi coverup...

That is all.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

On The Lighter Side...

Brad_in_MA sent this story in. I haven't stopped chuckling...

Russia to File Piracy Charges Against Greenpeace
Russia's top investigative agency said Tuesday it will prosecute Greenpeace activists on piracy charges for trying to climb onto an Arctic offshore drilling platform owned by the state-controlled gas company Gazprom.

The 30 activists from 18 countries were on a Greenpeace ship, the Arctic Sunrise, which was seized last week by the Russian Coast Guard. The ship was towed Tuesday into a small bay near Russia's Arctic port of Murmansk and the activists were bused to the local headquarters of Russia's Investigative Committee late at night for several hours of questioning and then into a detention facility.
Oh, I think they are going to find out two things here. One, Russian detention facilities are less desirable than, say, Norwegian ones. And two, the Russians don't give a rat's hairy ass what the rest of the world thinks. In fact, I think Putin likes it when world leaders call him up whining about stuff. He shoots fewer bears when hippies cry.

I'm still trying to think what passed for a thought process here. "Hey, let's go screw with the Russians!" I mean, I know that critical thinking is in short supply at Greenpeace - remember, these are the people that had their boat sunk by the FRENCH, in the first French naval victory since Yorktown - but this takes the cake for stupid. "Let's storm a Russian oil derrick in a contentious area of the world to make a point about environmental concerns". This brings to mind this:



I hear Siberia's just lovely this time of year...

That is all.

Monday, September 16, 2013

And, Yes, Even More Green Energy Success!

Brad_in_MA sends this one in. It's from last year, but it's a doozy...

Biomass producer Big Island Carbon files Chapter 7 bankruptcy
Big Island Carbon LLC, which spent some $50 million to build a biomass plant to turn Hawaii-grown macadamia nut shells into granulated activated carbon, has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy.

The company, which has not started commercial operations at the Kawaihae plant, has laid off all 25 employees, including CEO Rick Vidgen, who was let go on Oct. 9 along with Chief Operating Officer Fred Baker and Controller Gerald Gruber, according to documents filed with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Delaware, where the bankruptcy was filed on Nov. 5.
Like Brad said, "in a place like Hawaii where biomass grows like weeds in the warm tropical setting, biomass fuels should be a no brainer". Apparently they couldn't make that work, though, and had to file for bankruptcy before they even got off the ground. Now, here's a big shock:
Big Island Carbon listed secured claims of $16.4 million, which includes a $5 million loan from Synergy Bank in McKinney, Texas, and $11.4 million in principal and interest to Kona Investment Holdings LLC, an entity created by Boston-based Denham Capital Management, which is the project’s majority owner and secured lender.
Hmm. So a Boston based firm drops $11 mil on a vacation home tax write-off, and they're shocked - SHOCKED - to discover that costs simply skyrocket? Now, I'll be charitable and assume that someone ran the numbers and somehow managed to assess that it would be cheaper to build a biomass plant in Hawaii than to ship the raw materials for processing. I mean, I'm sure they weren't just looking for a business-related reason to jet off to Hawaii three times a year or anything...

I think the reason stories like these torque me off so much is that with every green energy company that takes a zillion dollars in loans and then augurs into the ground on fire, it makes it that much harder for legitimate green companies to get funding. It seems like we're hearing about more and more of these companies failing, and it doesn't seem to matter which "alternative" power source it is - biomass, wind power, solar panels; it seems like they all crash and burn in relative short order.

Now, the true believers will tell you that's because "Big Oil" is somehow pulling nefarious strings behind the scene. Surely it couldn't be that they're relying on feelings and scare tactics to sell overpriced goods, could it? As soon as less-expensive Chinese-made solar panels made it to US shores, they lobbied to have insane tariffs placed on those affordable panels so that US companies could remain competitive.

I thought we were looking out for Gaia here, though?

That is all.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Ain't THAT A Kick In the AGW Pants!

And now it's global COOLING! Record return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by 60% in a year
A chilly Arctic summer has left nearly a million more square miles of ocean covered with ice than at the same time last year – an increase of 60 per cent.

The rebound from 2012’s record low comes six years after the BBC reported that global warming would leave the Arctic ice-free in summer by 2013.

Instead, days before the annual autumn re-freeze is due to begin, an unbroken ice sheet more than half the size of Europe already stretches from the Canadian islands to Russia’s northern shores.
See, that's the whole issue I have with the ZOMG GLOBAL WARMENING WILL KILL US ALL crowd. We were treated ad nauseum to dire predictions of an ice-free Arctic, where polar bears were drowning, not all that long ago. The science is settled! we were told, repeatedly, any time we raised any questions. Here we are, less than a decade later, and Whoops! Everything we told you last decade was wrong. Sorry you sold all your possessions and moved into a cave! Except they won't apologize for being wrong - because Anthropogenic Global Warming is a religious belief, not a rational position. They are so SURE that global warming is happening that any events to the contrary cease to exist in their view.

I've long held that there are four pieces of the puzzle that need to be addressed before we give global warming the kind of interest the True Believers would like:

1. Is this *really* global warming outside the normal range of temperature fluctuations over time periods?
2. Is it *really* caused by the hand of man, or are there outside forces at work (sunspots, volcanic eruption, etc.)?
3. Could we do anything about the warming if 1 & 2 were proven?
4. Is global warming necessarily a bad thing?

Issues 3 and 4 are the "do something" phase. We're still full-on into 1 & 2, where it's not particularly established whether the temperature fluctuations we've seen over the past 40 or so years are anything more than normal variations. Remember, they were predicting the next Ice Age back in the 1970s, and it looks like they're back to that now. They're trying to have it both ways - they want to use extremely short periods of time (when it comes to predicting long term trends in climate) as an indication of abnormal warming, yet when it swings back the other way, they want us to ignore that data because "it's not long enough".

And, quite frankly, I find the irony simply delicious. All those polar bears we were told would be drowning as the ice floes melted are now up to their eyeballs in fresh ice pack. Al Gore can start refunding "carbon credits" any day now, right? We're all done, global warming has been solved, start driving SUVs again. It's for the polar bears! Now, I hate to step on my #1 blogson's schtick (especially since he so kindly pimped my KTKC fundraiser), but I had to point out the tasty,tasty irony...

Because, as I've said before, you can't spell schadenfreude without a dictionary...

That is all.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Don't Bring A Gun To A Fistfight...

Stretch sends in this interesting story out of NYC, which has some pretty strict gun laws...

Youth Beaten to Death After Shooting at Group
At the sprawling Edenwald Houses, the largest housing project in the Bronx, memorials to the victims of gang violence are common. There were two on a recent day, one for a young man nicknamed Smooth who was shot to death a few years earlier.

A message on it read, “Thug N Peace.”

There might have been a few more memorials had Antonio Lyles, a 17 -year-old from a rival apartment complex, struck any of his presumed targets.
He opened fire on a group of people with a small handgun. Apparently he missed everyone, and when he ran out of ammunition, the group started chasing him. They caught him a few blocks later, and started beating him, eventually crushing his skull with a rock.

Think about how many things are wrong with that paragraph right there.

A) He's 17. He's not old enough to own a firearm in NY.
B) He's also not old enough to have a license to carry a concealed firearm anywhere in the country, let alone NY
C) He opened fire on a group of people.
D) When caught, he was killed with hands, fists, and a blunt object.

There's gun control in a nutshell for you, folks. In one of the states with the toughest gun control laws in the country, someone who was ineligible to own or carry a firearm was using his illegally obtained gun to illegally shoot at people. Even better, when he missed he was caught and then killed using weapons available since the very beginning of Man himself.

The anti-rights crowd will tell you we need "just one more law" to stop this sort of thing from happening. This is one of the rare occasions where they are actually telling the truth, however, they're not telling you what that law is. The only law that might stop an underage thug from shooting randomly at a group of people would be one that outlaws all firearms and ammunition and carries the death penalty on the spot for breaking that law. Are they ready for that?

Because that young man was already breaking *numerous* state and possibly federal laws in the commission of his crime. Adding "just one more law" to the books isn't going to stop other men like him from doing the same; it's just another law that will be ignored during prosecution or plea-bargained away. $20 says he already has a criminal record; another $20 says he doesn't even know - or care - what the SAFE Act is.

I know I've said it before, but it's obviously not sinking in. We don't have a gun problem; we have a criminal problem. We have a significant failure in the criminal justice system to punish people who break existing gun laws that would otherwise act as a deterrent to those thinking about doing the same. Three teenagers in OK gunned down a man allegedly because they were bored (or trying to establish their gangbanger cred, it's hard to tell); any bets on whether they actually *do* spend the rest of their lives in jail? That's a sucker's bet BTW.

We don't need gun control. We need to find out why a young man in NY decides that opening fire on a group of people because they're from a different housing complex is a viable course of action. We need to figure out why gunning a man down in cold blood was even on the table for a group of teenagers. We need to determine why our young people value life so little and fear getting caught and punished so little - and how we can change both of these factors.

What we don't need to do is restrict access further to firearms. These laws do nothing to stop 17 year old gangbangers in New York City from getting guns - making it "double plus illegal" isn't going to do a damn thing more than it does now, which is nothing. What restricting access further does is take firearms out of the hands of the good people, who decide that the processes and pathways to lawful gun ownership are too expensive and fraught with legal peril that they opt not to go through with it.

Which, of course, is exactly what the forces against freedom want.

That is all.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

More Green Energy Success!

Brad_in_MA sends in another success story involving green energy companies. Of course, green energy companies tend to only be considered a success if you mean "success" as in "managed to separate a good number of American taxpayers from their money with no discernible return on investment...

Spire CEO expects glut of cheap solar parts to last another year
Bedford, Mass. solar company Spire Corp. (OTCQB: SPIR) reported a 46 percent decrease in revenues for its second quarter and said it doesn’t expect to see much improvement until late next year.

The news comes on the heels of the company being delisted from the Nasdaq stock exchange a month ago, for not maintaining the minimum $1 a share bid price for its stock. The company first got notice of delisting in mid-2012, and was unable to comply over the course of the next year. It did not appeal the delisting decision.
We've covered the trials and tribulations of Spire Corp. before (when they were delisted), so this is just kicking a company when they're down. But considering that the vast bulk of green energy companies gleefully extended their hands when President Obama was throwing around stimulus dollars like a drunken sailor trying to score with a local girl a politician trying to get re-elected, I really don't feel all that bad about taking a few kicks.

It's also pretty telling that they're saying that this won't even start to get better until late 2014. Maybe it's just coincidence, given that we've already heard "late 2014" as the time table for when ObamaCare will be postponed on implementation so that Democrats can keep their jobs the 2014 elections can proceed without pesky interruptions like massive layoffs and ginormous insurance cost hikes. Why, it's almost like they're begging us to just sit around for over a year on the promise that things will get better - magically - right around the time those midterm elections are done.

At this point, President Obama has been on office for nearly five years. He had the House and Senate for two of those five years, and squandered having all three branches for those two years. Since losing the House, he has done nothing but blame the GOP for every single thing that has gone wrong in his entire term, all the while calling the murder of four Americans in Libya a "phony scandal" that was drummed up by his political enemies. It's worth pulling out these green energy "success" stories to point out that even the things he has taken full credit for have crashed and burned like the Hindenburg...

With "success" like this, it's no wonder Obama wants to play the "kick it down the road until 2014" game...

That is all.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Karma. Sometimes, It's Perfect.

Heh. Fresh off the BLNN is this tale of perfect karmic retribution...

Obese inmate spared from execution dies in Ohio
COLUMBUS, Ohio – An obese Ohio inmate whose weight became an issue in his death penalty case has died months after being granted clemency.
A state prisons spokeswoman says 53-year-old Ronald Post died Thursday at a prison hospital where he'd been treated on and off since 2011.
I think Johnny Cash said it best:
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time, run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
He escaped the state-sponsored reaper, but couldn't cheat Death in the end. His final judgement will proceed at more or less the same time as if the execution had been carried out; certainly within the year. While we may not always receive justice here on earth, there will be a final reckoning from which there are no reprieves eventually.

Enjoy the heat, Jabba.

That is all.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

What A Great Idea For A Book!

You could call it "Consequences That Were Not Intended"!

Organizers cancel Boulder gun buyback at request of sheriff
Organizers have canceled a gun buyback at the request of Boulder County Sheriff Joe Pelle, who said Colorado's new gun laws would make the Aug. 4 event nearly impossible to stage.

"The bottom line is what we anticipated doing would still be legal -- but procedurally we can't follow through with it at this time," Pelle said Tuesday.
You see, in the great rush to DO SOMETHING in the wake of the Newtown shooting, the dimwits that think everything can be solved with a law ... passed a law. In addition to banning basically every magazine ever made, they also required that every gun purchase have to go through a licensed FFL. You know, ending that awful GUN SHOW LOOPHOLE. The loophole that neither the Aurora, CO shooter nor the Newtown CT used nor would have been stopped by closing.

Now, see, here's the thing. They most certainly *could* hold the buyback. They'd just have to get an FFL to host the event and pay for each transfer - which could run anywhere from $25 to $50 per firearm. Since they were doing this to make a political statement they have no interest in paying the FFL for the transfer, so they canceled the event. Mighty strong convictions you folks have. It's interesting to note that the same "sensible gun laws" that they supported and pushed so hard turned out to be not so sensible, eh?

It's the irony, though, that the brand new gun law stopped, of all things, a gun buyback from going forward as its first victory. It makes sense, when you think about it. All this law is going to do is make life harder for the law abiding. It's sure not going to stop the insane or criminally minded. But you want to sell a gun privately? Oh, it's going to cost you! You want to hand a gun down to your kid? Better line up at the gun dealer with cash in hand.

Or, you know, make a political statement about buying guns "back" - better get ready to fork over the greenbacks...

That is all.


Friday, July 5, 2013

Sometimes, Karma Bites You In The Ass...

...and leaves you hog-tied in the front yard. A whole bunch of folks sent this in...

Tulsa Homeowner Hogties Attempted Burglar
TULSA, Oklahoma - A burglary suspect got quite the surprise Wednesday morning. Police say Robert Cole tried to break into a home, but ended up hogtied in the front yard.

The picture is making its way around the Internet. Police say Cole was bum-rushed and hogtied by the homeowner, after he tried to break in to the house in the 2600 block of East 54th Street North.

There's even a picture:


(picture courtesy of the link above)

Now, if that doesn't warm the cockles of your little black heart, I don't know what will. You know, there's an express I've often used: "Mess with the bulls, sometimes you get the horns". I think I may have to change that to "Mess with the rodeo guy, sometimes you wind up hog-tied in the front yard".

Now, here's a closing thought to really put a smile on your face. Imagine Punky McPunkerson in jail amongst all the mother rapers and father rapers when they find out what happened. The dude that hog-tied him didn't even stick around - he had to get to work. Imagine how THAT conversation went: "Sorry I'm late, boss. Had to hog-tie an intruder before I left". "Um, you're good..."

Sometimes, bad things happen to bad people - and I'm perfectly OK with that...

That is all.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Can't Catch A Break...

Aw. Poor little Napolean Bloomberg. Even with all his billions he can't buy himself a break...

Mayor of Illinois' Third-Largest City Quits Bloomberg Anti-Gun Group
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's anti-Second Amendment group, Mayors Against Illegal Guns, has lost another member, this time the mayor of Rockford, Illinois--the state’s third largest city.
At a townhall-styled appearance on June 22 in nearby Loves Park, Illinois, Rockford Mayor Larry Morrissey announced that he has, indeed, quit Mayor Bloomberg's gun group because Bloomberg's group was not fulfilling what Morrissey felt was the group's stated intentions.
YA THINK???

Now, I'll give kudos to Mayor Morrissey in that he got out, but DUH! The intention of MAIG was NEVER to go after "illegal" guns - first of all, because very few guns actually ARE illegal. Defacing a serial number, is about the only way to truly make a gun illegal (shorting a rifle barrel can be done with the NFA stamp; conversion to full auto is also permitted under certain circumstances). They weren't even interested in going after guns that were illegally obtained or possessed - heck, a good number of their members are prohibited from owning guns based on their criminal records.

They were after legally owned guns, owned by law-abiding people, plain and simple. Morrissey notes, correctly, a good amount of MAIG's political and monetary capital being expended on "assault weapons", even though "assault weapons" are used in only a tiny fraction of crimes committed with firearms. There can be only one reason for this: they want semi-automatic rifles taken away from private citizens. This is not a crime initiative; it is a control initiative.

The way MAIG is going, we're going to have to replace "...like rats from a sinking ship" with "...like mayors from MAIG" as the new cliché for something fast...

That is all.

Friday, June 14, 2013

More on that "Clean" Energy...

Brad_in_MA sends in yet another alternative energy success story...

Report: Wind energy may be harmful to your health (blog post)
Wind energy is supposed to be good for us. After all, electricity generated by the massive wind turbines popping up all throughout out New England won’t dirty the air we take in, and it doesn’t emit pollutants. That’s why a new report released by Wind Wise left me scratching my head.

According to the Wind Wise, industrial wind turbines can be harmful to people’s health. Well, at least for those who live near the turbines. The report says that neighbors of the wind turbines are at risk of a number of health ailments, including stress and sleep disorders. The report cites The Journal of Laryngology and Otology, which states that there is more evidence suggesting that infrasound and low frequency noise (caused by the wind turbines) have physiological effects on the ear.
Err, um... Here's a newsflash: "Green" energy is not a one-size-fits-all solution. Wind farms are fine for off-shore purposes (unless they're near the Kennedy compound, that is) because there simply aren't any neighbors. They're fine in wide-open spaces like the plains of Colorado, where the nearest neighbor might be three miles away. In crowded suburbs, though, there's a growing body of evidence that indicates wind power isn't the idyllic Dutch windmill. Other sources have claimed that the rotation of the windmills can cause seizures.

So, let's recap. In addition to turning much of nature's flying wildlife into condor puree, it's causing seizures in those so prone as well as throwing off people's inner ears. Yeah, this is an energy source worth pursuing. Other than dead birds, people throwing seizures, and stress and sleeping disorders - oh, and an intermittent energy source - they're totally worth the tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on them.

So let's throw a few billion dollars worth of tax money at them!

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Actions Have Consequences...

I thought that "90%" of Americans supported these strict new gun control measures? Sure doesn't seem that way in Colorado, does it?

Recall looms for Colorado lawmaker who supported gun control bill
A group of gun-rights activists seeking to oust a top Democratic state lawmaker in Colorado over the passage of strict gun control legislation on Monday turned in double the signatures needed to force a recall election.

KDVR reports the group turned in over 16,000 signatures, more than double the 7,178 valid signatures needed, to the Colorado Secretary of State's office in the effort to recall Colorado Senate President John Morse.

“This sends a strong message,” Rob Harris, who delivered three boxes full of petitions to the office, told KDVR. “We’ve obtained enough signatures to recall a state legislator for the first time in the history of Colorado.”
Read the article. It is absolutely hysterical to see the projection coming from Morse. He's claiming that the signatures are invalid; that they were procured under "misinformation and lies"; and, of course, the claim is that the NRA ran some sort of shadow support. It's the textbook example of projection, given that they rammed through this gun control bill against the wishes of CO citizens, based on a campaign of untruths, and with the support of Michael Bloomberg.

If it wasn't so predictable and tiresome, it would be funny. They assume that everyone else is as venal, corrupt, and crooked as they are, and are surprised to find that not the case. That a single person or grassroots organization could collect more than double the number needed escapes them - because they have no concept of what a real grassroots effort is. If they want a crowd, they simply pay people. If they want signatures, they simply forge them. Doing the work necessary to achieve their goals is a foreign concept to them, whereas cheating is as natural as breathing.

It will certainly be interesting to see how this plays out...

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Another dispatch from...
(image courtesy of Robb Allen)

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Schadenfreude This Rich Should Be Fattening...

Gov't obtains wide AP phone records in probe
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Justice Department secretly obtained two months of telephone records of reporters and editors for The Associated Press in what the news cooperative's top executive called a "massive and unprecedented intrusion" into how news organizations gather the news.

The records obtained by the Justice Department listed outgoing calls for the work and personal phone numbers of individual reporters, for general AP office numbers in New York, Washington and Hartford, Conn., and for the main number for the AP in the House of Representatives press gallery, according to attorneys for the AP. It was not clear if the records also included incoming calls or the duration of the calls.
This story has been all over the blogosphere/Facebook/social media. I'm really torn on this one. On the one hand, this is what those of us on the side of freedom have been warning about for decades. The Bill of Rights is an all-or-nothing proposal. You can't just pick and choose the amendments you like or don't like. Support one, support them all. Let one fall by the wayside - like the media is all-too-happy to do with the Second Amendment - you lose all right to complain when the rights you *do* support start coming under assault.

On the other hand, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You see, this is what happens when you support tyranny in one guise. It starts taking other forms as well. I especially liked this part:
In a letter of protest sent to Attorney General Eric Holder on Monday, AP President and Chief Executive Officer Gary Pruitt said the government sought and obtained information far beyond anything that could be justified by any specific investigation. He demanded the return of the phone records and destruction of all copies.
Gee. Why is registration good when it comes to guns, but bad when it comes to reporters? Remember, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear, right? If those reporters weren't associating with criminals or helping terrorists, they should have no reason to hide their correspondences from the government, right? It is positively stunning how righteously indignant they get when it's their sacred cow on the barbeque, isn't it?

Take a good long look, Associated Press. You too, New York Times. MSNBCBS, you're not exempt either. The government whose causes you are so quick to champion will turn on you quickly and without remorse - bank on it. Once you have helped them disarm the citizens, there is - quite literally - nothing to stop them from defanging the media. You know, after all, the pen is mightier than the sword and all that. Information is dangerous stuff.

Just wait until they make you get in line to get fingerprinted and register your microphones and printing presses...

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