Link: [The Presidents of the United States of America]Link: [On YouTube]
Lump
The Presidents of the United States of America
Lump sat alone
In a boggy marsh
Totally motionless
Except for her heart
Mud flowed up
Into Lump’s pajamas
She totally confused
All the passing piranhas
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She’s in my head
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last
In line for brains
And the ones she got
Were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing’s so sad
That birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or
Rockin’ out with the band
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She’s in my head
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She might be dead
Lump was limp and lonely
And needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss
And tumbled into love
She spent her twenties
Between the sheets
Life limped along
At Subsonic speeds
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She’s in my head
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She’s Lump
She might be dead
Is this Lump out of my head
I think so
Is this Lump out of my head
I think so
Is this Lump out of my head
I think so
Is this Lump out of my head
Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]Link: [On YouTube]
Gump
Weird Al Yankovic
Gump sat alone
On a bench in the park
My name is Forrest
He’d casually remark
Waitin’ for the bus
With his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin’
Life is like a box of chocolates
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
What’s in his head
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
Is he inbred
Gump was
A big celebrity
He told JFK
That he really had to pee
He never feels
Too dump because
His mom always told him
Stupid is as stupid does
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s kinda square
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
What’s with that hair
Run
Run
Run run
Now Forrest
Run
Run
Run like the wind now
Run
Run
Run run
Now Forrest
Run
Stop
His buddy Bubba
Was a shrimp-lovin’ man
His friend with no legs
He called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny
Was kind of a slut
He went to the White House
Showed LBJ his butt
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s not too bright
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
He’s Gump
But he’s all right
Is this Gump out of his head
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread
I think so
And that’s all I have to say
About that
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