Thankfully, Mike was gracious enough to give me permission to “borrow” that from him, but I flat-out stole the following from [Mona]. Hopefully, she has a good enough sense-of-humor to not go all jihadist on my tookis. If she doesn’t, I’m afraid that 2009 (and the rest of that miserable decade) will live on in 2010. Woe be it unto us all.